My stomach started hurting when I got out the door of work and then it started hurting even more when I got on the tube...
... and it was soo busy and I was bending over 'cus every minute it would cramp up and hurt even more and more and now I've gotten home the morphine, methadone, codine and paracetimol has kicked in and the pain has gone now.

I got a kilo of U5 prawns, that's 5 prawns to the pound, that's 90g per prawn. I like to call them double-mouthfulls, 'cus that is what they are, two big mouth fulls of prawn, per prawn.

I got Tourettes coming over in a bit, and I still haven't decided what I'm going to do with them. I might make my own pasta and do a chili/garlic/wine prawn thing, but I'm not 100% sure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I gather her train was late.
That's a pisser. Hopefully she'll be with you shortly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Yup ! She should be arriving any minute now.
I was gonna hang around but I want to make sure all my dirty knickers are put into the laundry bin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Haha good man!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I just gave her a text, she's here, well, on her way to mine now. OH BOY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Yep, negotiating the tube right now.
I hope she remembers to get of at the right station and not go all the way to cockfosters!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I was there just this morning, true story.
It's really not far if she does, that's the good thing about being near the end of the tube, if you fall asleep or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

hey gonz i just went to a park
and would you believe it...it was FULL of dogs learning to behave themselves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)