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Not yet, I'll cook something shortly.I need to catch up with some e-mails first.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:51,
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I've been both rock and indeed roll this eveningI've caught up on my email, volunteered to be on call all week next week and finished all my documentation.
Do I get a star?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:53,
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You could get an ice-cream from the place that B3th took us to.They had billions* of different flavours.
*Well, quite a lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:55,
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what did you have?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:56,
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He didn't. He was boring.I had banoffee and white choclate with honeycomb. It was rather yummy.
I also had a flake in it, which turned out to be a flake and a half, because the first one broke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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Dark choc would have been betterer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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nom nom nom nom nom nom nomthis will now be a part of my best dreams
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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Nothing.I didn't much fancy having an ice-cream as I'd not had lunch, but whils they were getting their ice-creams, I went and got some rock.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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I like the sound of thisWho actually went then?
Jeff
BGB
b3th
CQ
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:56,
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I thought that went without sayingShe is omnipresent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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I have now had CHIPSand I'm about to attack some alcomahol. Then I may fall into a deep sleep, and may not wake up until Monday morning.
Did you take your trophy home?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:56,
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That sounds like a winning planHow is b3th? Your elbows and stuff better?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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b3th is fine, but tired.mr b3th is also fine, except that after I got him home from the hospital this morning, he went arse over tit and sprained his ankle.
Meh, what're ya gonna do? *shrugs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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As your physician, I'd recommend "fuck all" tomorrow then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:02,
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No, I couldn't be arsed to carry it.Instead, Blousie has it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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is it a part of the pier?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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No, it's a beautifully engraved tankard, presented to me for winning the first everOff-Topic Pro Celebrity Crazy Golf Invitational.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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No, the rock will be sweet, the golf result was largely unchallenged.Although Blousie got a hole in one!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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mumbles pier bash next?i reckon I could find somewhere with crazy golf
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:04,
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Well you put the research in, and I might be available to defend my title.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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If you didn't keep the trophyhow can you prove you won?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:07,
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Because I'll be drinking from the engraved tankard tomorrow night when Blousie brings it to the other bash.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:11,
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You've missed it.IT'S BEHIND YOU!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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*looks behind her*No, that's just my youth.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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it's onwww.swansea.gov.uk/index.cfm?articleid=29832
well...in may anyway
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:07,
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She was indeed.But not as hard as Amberl.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:06,
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Looking forward to finally meeting you tomorrow old chap!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:23,
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No one is naturallyI think I should imitate Battered, and become Batterer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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Just don't batter me please! Had enough of that in the past hence the username!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:30,
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Hey I got some excellent shotsincluding a very reasonable one at Comrade
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:45,
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intentional or accidental?you are still coming tomorrow I take it? what's your plan for sleeping arrangements?
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berk. I'm pinning all my hope on you tomorrow.Blousie told me there would be no cheese and pineapple, and I just hope that even though you're dead busy and stuff, the lemon drizzle cake might happen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:05,
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Don't worry!I've got rock from the pier to bring!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:18,
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It'll certainly teach him to stand well out of the way**in the next county
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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I dunno about that, Wales isn't that far away...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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