Virgins are no fun. They don't know what they're doing.
get a slapper instead.

In other news, hello bad boy x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Totally, I donno what the whole '70 virgins' thing is all about.
I mean, let's say that's what you really want, a virgin, that that is the pinical of your desire, then what good is 70 virgins when you're faced with eternity (seeing as how they don't believe in reincarnation). Give it a few melenia, given that time is ireivent in the after-life, 70 virgins (again, keeping in mind that is what they want, presuming the reverse is something that disgusts you) would be quite, well, undesireable.

Any no one wants an insecure little girl who goes "tee hee", laughing at everything while understanding nothing.

'ello lovely, how are you doing? How was your weekend?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)

The topic of an excellent Billy Connolly sketch
how bloody boring having however many virgins would be - he'd rather have 4 complete and utter filthbags. That'd make for a much more interesting afterlife!
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Speaking of filthbags....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Who, me?
what've I done? *polishes halo*
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Did Tennis Boy go in the end?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)

like barn door in a storm, I'll bet

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

No
miserable fart. He decided to have a mortgage-related sulk instead and then was irritatingly offhand when I called him earlier to see if he wanted me to come over. As a consequence I am now in a vile mood, sitting on my own at home stuffing my face with chinese takeaway.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Is the food good at least?
I heard you made lovely cake. And his obvious loss
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)

She really ought to have some sort of online recognition for cakes
or a reputation, even. I mentioned it at the time, but I was just called a pandering wanker and laughed at.
( Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

You pandering wanker

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)

=(

( Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I have a reputation for being a bit odd because I bring cake to every bash
but it's edible enough that it's a good thing rather than a weird thing.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)

It's perfectly alright, yeah
takeaway chinese is rarely very good or very bad. And it was his loss, although I doubt he could have handled staying up as late as I did after drinking as much as I did, having slept as little as I did and then going to work.
I made lemon drizzle at Jeff's request, I'm sure you've had it before...
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I wanted lemon drizzle cake :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'm sorry :(
It's a real shame you couldn't come, you were definitely missed! Although it would have been quite cosy with the three of us on Lampitos floor...
Next time!
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Careful
you'll be giving Gonz ideas...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I doubt Kroney would feature in Gonz's daydream
whereas he was a feature on Lampitos floor. Apparently it was the lesser of two evils, given the state of his hotel room.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

When I went back to get my stuff, it was every bit as bad as I remembered
Buzzing fridge, hole in the bathroom floor, paper thin mattresses and goods trains rumbling past on the line three hundred yards from the window.

In contrast, a floor was almost luxurious.
( Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Christ, I've stayed in hostels in London which sound significantly better than that
and they're only about £12 a night.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah, I was surprised, I have to admit.
It takes talent to get a place that dodgy.
( Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Skills.

(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I think most of us /OT ladies would fit that description, wouldn't we?
Or is that just me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Heh.
*says nothing*
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Is that cos your mouth is full?
*nudge nudge wink wink*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Well, I'm eating my dinner
so yes.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Hah, deffo.
Or I reckon, given that we're asking for things from some celestrial all-powerful being, a few of those shapeshifter type people from the scifi books/films, that would be awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)