Fiona still not accepted your friend request?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Unless he means
he's balls balls balls deep in Ms Bruce....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Again.
She loves it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

She has
His details will be appearing on Crimewatch in approximately 0.03 seconds.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Oh Matthew...
Crimewatch is Kirsty Young now.

Not a patch on La Bruce. Back in those days I used to daydream about committing various nefarious crimes just so Fiona would talk about me in that disgusted tone of voice she does.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Damn me and my lack of knowledge of popular TV
You would almost think that everyone follows crimewatch avidly, just waiting for that delicious day when Fiona finally snaps and decides to re-enact the crimes of the hyde park flasher herself.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

She would need to return to crimewatch .

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Not necessarily
Antiques roadshow could do with a bit of action.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)