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A new thread!as naked as the day is blue!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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Days are blue?I don't know what colour they should be actually. I wouldn't have said blue though...
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It was, it was gloriousit is due to piss it down again as of wednesday though :(
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Will you be cycling to your new job?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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Yupstrain to oxford then a three mile cycle up to the hospital. I've got a mega fancy folding bike and everything. I am looking forward to getting some bloody exercise again! I've been a right lolfatty recently.
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I don't envy youWell except for the crispy shredded beef
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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No, just on the way to workI prefer it to be uphill on the way home, because you can have a shower when you get in rather than turing up for work all sweaty.
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But you've got make-up and perfume....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20,
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Too busy working the 'white coat' look I shouldn't wonder.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:23,
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That's exactly the reasonthat and the copious amounts of exercise
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:22,
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Are you back on your pain killers now?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:23,
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Yeah. No more booze for meI've eaten like a pig today despite the nausea though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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Well if you've managed to keep the food down, that's a start.And I'll bet you aren't as tired as I am either.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:28,
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True. Having an early night?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31,
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Yeah, I've just ordered some chinese food, so I'll have that Let that settle for thirty minutes and then go to the land of nod!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32,
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What did you opt for?I have ham, carrots and a spoonful of chilli
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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I've gone with the house special fried rice and the schezwan duck.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34,
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I had lamb chops for lunch today, delicious(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:46,
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Meh it's good for meI will regain the thighs of steel I had earlier in the year.
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* wonders if five minutes of sit ups will help as much*(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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What kind of folding bike?;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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i like how everyone's reactions to the sunny weather have beento grumble, because "it wasn't like this in July..."
SHUT THE FUCK UP, THERE WERE NICE DAYS AND THIS IS ANOTHER ONE JUST SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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Oh god I knowENJOY IT WHILST IT LASTS AND STOP PISSING AND WHINGING!
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there is a book called"born on a blue day", by a guy with incredible brain power and memory
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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You've forgotten his name haven't you...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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It's your faceIt causes me grievous anguish. In my leg. Apparently.
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Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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Men rarely have small weak bonestestosterone has a protective effect on calcium metabolism.
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well i suppose after i hit you with that mallet...(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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for some evening lolsyou may have missed what happened yesterday
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1375403
today I had to wash his hair as it was all clumpy :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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nopejust the one :( poor higgs didn't seem like he wanted to be involved
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35,
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He'll swap it for a piece of tail :)(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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Well, if you will leave them locked up in a cage together, he can hardly make his escape can he.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:37,
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:(and you'd be surprised how hard guinea pig spunk dries.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38,
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Food update.I'm now full of rice and duck.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:09,
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if i wanted i could eat....a rice cake :( there are few less exciting things with the word 'cake' in them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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ok, so there are things less deliciousbut i've never seen a urinal cake in real life so it would have a slight frision of novelty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:29,
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I'd imagine you'd really like them.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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who to believe, who to believe(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:36,
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It's like that logic puzzle with the two doors and the two guardsthat I can never quite get my head around
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i think the answer ismake someone else go through the door first
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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Sounds like a chef I used to work with,his fool proof solution to tearing up while cutting onions:
"Make some other fucker cut them!"
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the best reaction to havingno lights in the bathroom except a precariously balanced lamp, was DEFINITELY to knock that bastard lamp on the floor so the bulb shattered into a million pieces across the dark floor
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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Could have been worse.You could have knocked it into the bath whilst you were having a soak.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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true, but i'd made sure it was far awayI do my best to stay safe by imagining what the chuckle brother would do in any situation, then not do that. Most of the time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:16,
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Is 'No slacking' a Chuckle catchphrase?:(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:29,
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yupthere is a guy called 'no slacking' who is often their employer who wants them not to slack. He is also their other brother in real life
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:31,
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When I were a lad, there were many members of the Chuckle Family.Not just Barry and Paul.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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are you one of them?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:36,
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No, I wish.I'd love to be a Chuckle Brother.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:39,
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but barry is always getting is headsmacked in with a plank
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:47,
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Amberl could get a job as the plank!She is well hard!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:48,
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Also. I don't want to play the thickett.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:48,
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you should hedge yor bets(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:49,
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Ugh boysI am in a right royal mood now and I'm going to bed. Night all.
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stupid teniis boygo beat him up tomorrow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:22,
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Hope your first day in your new job goes well berk!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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Too little too late.I care. You don't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:31,
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tits!i am an unthinking twat.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:32,
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Ignoring the obvious strikethrough...I'm sure berk will forgive you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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Yussss!Back on top form again! Five teams this week, and we won by two fucking points.
If only I could make a living by knowing shit stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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Obviously you needed to lose the golf to refocus your mind.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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In which caseI won't be on your quiz team.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:10,
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Have you applied for eggheads yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:11,
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I think our team quietly ran away and pretended they'd never heard of Eggheads.So, no, not likely to happen now. Bunch of losers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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You need to get Amberl on the team.Just incase CJ (or whatever he's called) gets a big naused off and needs putting in his place.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:14,
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She'd give him a proper slapthe oily cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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i am about to leave right nownight night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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Fiona still not accepted your friend request?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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Unless he meanshe's balls balls balls deep in Ms Bruce....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:05,
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She hasHis details will be appearing on Crimewatch in approximately 0.03 seconds.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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Oh Matthew...Crimewatch is Kirsty Young now.
Not a patch on La Bruce. Back in those days I used to daydream about committing various nefarious crimes just so Fiona would talk about me in that disgusted tone of voice she does.
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Damn me and my lack of knowledge of popular TVYou would almost think that everyone follows crimewatch avidly, just waiting for that delicious day when Fiona finally snaps and decides to re-enact the crimes of the hyde park flasher herself.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:16,
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Not necessarilyAntiques roadshow could do with a bit of action.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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