Morning mate
Hope the pains pass reasonably quickly. I imagine you know my answer to the above; it begins with "That useless cunt Steve" and ends with "McClaren resigning".

Ms Foxtrot's answer would probably be me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Aye, the passing was quite quick
The discomfort afterwards, however, was not.

Saw that, thought you might be a tad pleased about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Yeah, well chuffed
Could you please add the following to your sig; "except Roy Keane"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Pfft.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

CHANGE YOUR GODDAMN SIG
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

IT'S A REALLY LONG WAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*Sings AA's sig in the style of Jason Donovan*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Luckiest man in Britain

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

He did fuck Kylie so I'd agree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah cos that's such an exclusive list
I meant because he gets to spend fifty hours a week in a dance studio with Kristina Rihanoff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

...and he fucked Kylie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I've honestly never known what the fuss was about with her
Nice arse but, let's face it, she'd split
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

+make like a banana, and

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

A 15 year old sportcow's wank fantasy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

+ ,
.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Is it
'That useless cunt Steve Wright was on the radio this morning being an arse but then I heard on the news that the Formula 1 season is all up for grabs after the shock news of McLaren resigning'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Yes it is
You mindreading bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)