Morning
I too am suffering sleep-lack. I was awoken at 4:30 by a screaming match between two women about some guy. I now know far more about the sordid sex lives of the local villagers than is strictly neccesary.

Alt: I will be cheering myself up with a mahoosive bacon sandwich very soon!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alt: That's what cheered me up, 3 thick rashers on toast with brown sauce!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Toast?
Wrong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Not at all!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Needs soft white bread or a bun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Either are excellent
But when you're eating as you walk, it has to be toast or a bun, and I didn't have any buns this morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)