Could be worse
Could fancy Keira Knightley
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*hides*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Seriously?
She's not hideously unattractive, but I don't find her even slightly tasty.

Then again, she did play Natalie Portman's double in The Phantom Menace...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah, 'fraid so.
I saw her in The Children's Hour on stage last year and she was stunning.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

She looks rather different in that, almost made-under.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

She has an extremely pretty face

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Which is sat on top of what looks like an 8 year old's body.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

After all, beauty is only a lightswitch away.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

She can keep her (very) padded bra on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Preferably her top too
Else it'd feel like you were lying on one of these
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)