Mine was running down the short but steep slope from my garage to my drive
pushing the car out (as the engine wasn't in it) realised too late that it was heading towards the wall... tried to stop it.... managed to stop it by lodging my foot under the front wheel. Had to try and push the car backwards off my foot back up the slope got it off my foot before losing it and it ran over my foot again.

Finally freed myself, was convinced I'd broken my foot. My dad turned up 20 mins later and told me to stop being such a girl about it :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He was probably right
If you can't take a quarter of a ton on your foot, you're a jessie.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

The fact that "pop star" Jessie J broke her foot because she couldn't take a quarter of a ton on it proves this point conclusively

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

1/4 ton of make-up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

She did it like a dude.
Providing that dude is Darth Foxtrot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm guessing this is a song by her
/notupwithpopularmusic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)