Tedious thread is tedious
Being a bit "special". Own up OT. What is the silliest/stupidest/most unusual thing you have done?

ALT:
Snacks - what is best for a mid-afternoon bout of peckishness?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:58, 140 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

threw a brick into a tree to dislodge a ball
Alt: Cream Tea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Hahaha!
Laws of gravity then kicked in I'll guess?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Lots of stuff, can't remeber any of it just now
Alt: sprouts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Top answer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I just had Cheesy sprouts with Garlic mash for lunch. NOM

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Remind me never to share a car with you.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

OK, if it ever come up (unlikely) I shall remind you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

He'd drive a Trabant as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I totally would too
If I could drive.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Answered the question "what would happen if I was to use the lighter I'm filling with gas?"
by lighting it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Ouch
Flaming tentacles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

pretty much
the smell of burnt hair is horrible.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I love it.
In my house before last we didn't have a lighter one day so lit our cigarettes on the stove. It was when I had shoulder length hair and I couldn't work out what the (nice) smell was every time I bent over to light a tab.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Haha you knobber
in my defense I was 17 and pissed at the time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I asked a friend 'when is the draw for the FA Cup final'?


alt: Nature Valley bars. Although they are not as healthy as I had assumed they might be. They're bloody nice though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You fool, everyone knows football is shit and shouldn't be watched!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

^ This
Although you'll probably spoil it by being a fan of some other lame sport.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Rugby and cricket please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

No thanks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You are all very, very wrong.
But that's quite all right, you can't help it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Football is for plebs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Rugby is for gayers.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I quite agree
Football is for plebs
Rugby is for gayers
and cricket is for dull old men.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You're more of a cock-fighting man, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Pistol Duelling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Team sports leave me cold.
I can enjoyy stuff like snooker or darts in moderation. I fifnd it much easier to get behind an indiviual than a random group of people who are subject to change for no real reason.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

One of many
I wanted to see how much it hurt when you stood on a rake and had it hit you in the face, à la Sideshow Bob.

The answer? Quite a fucking lot.

Alt: Pack of good crisps, none of this Walkers shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Haha!
I do hope you made the correct noise
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Nope, more an 'Argh, fuck!'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It's a shame
It wasn't like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

hahahahaha
That's spectacular. Well done.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You should give it a try
Make sure you film it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Alt: Black pudding and fried egg crusty roll.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

"I bet I can get across the road in front of that speeding car..."
"Ouch!"

Alt: Snickers Bar.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I once set a pair of boxers on fire in my bedroom.
Then panicked and threw them out the window.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

locked myself between two doors with my keys on the outside was quite special.
alt: boobs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

My bosses boss did this at a customer site
He had to phone their emergency call out of hours number to get someone to come down and let him out of the front door
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Not that many come to think of it. I'm far too sensible.
Alt: I don't do mid afternoon snacking but if I did it would be Haribo starmix. I've stopped eating them recently as it was getting too habitual.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Hariboitual

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Very good. 8/10

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Sorry to have missed you on Sat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I was a bit miffed but at least you had a good reason.
You missed me dancing and licking CQ's glasses.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

2 lots of action, GO YOU!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

If it hadn't been so bloody hot I'd have got up to all sorts of shennanigans.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It was like a Turkish sauna in there.
I think I spent most of my time outside.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

in where?
BGB?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

This time the party wasn't in my pants.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Surprise party in your pants
the new name for gang rape
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

9 out of 10.....blahblahblah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Woman calls the police: "I was graped!"
Policeman: "Don't you mean raped?"
Woman: "No, there was a bunch of them."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hi Jeff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

The trouble with grape victims
is that they whine too much.

>.<
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

This is a new (mer)lot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

That's as I wasn't there
*winks*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Probably climbing around the balconies
of three hotel rooms on the sixth floor of a hotel in Greece.

I think this qualifies for all three.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

A mate of mine used to live in a basement flat with his font door under the stairs of the building above
there was also a metal door leaving about 4sq ft of space.

Friend 2 leaves siad flat pissed as a fart after the owner had fallen asleep. The front door clicked shut just as he realised the metal door was locked.

He was unable to rouse the owner of the flat so had to spend the night there, with a yellow pages as a pillow.

It was Feburary
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Baguette Carter

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Sisters of Mercy

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Alicia's Attic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Chic-Ken Hom's Wok

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Nigella (seeds) Kitchen

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

The (golden) Wonder Years

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Laurence of A-rape-ia

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Flanimaniacs

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Pinky and the Brains Faggots.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Gadd about the boy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

The Mickey Mouse Club (sandwich)

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

(Not) Far from the Gadding crowd.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Doc Marlin

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

As a 13 year old I wanted to investigate why the flash didn't seem to work on my camera
It turned out it would work if I completed the circuit with my fingers.
Alt: Beer. Eating is cheating.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

you're a conductor?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Yes, I conduct using a berton
No wait, that one was shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

yes, yes it was

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

That's a bit of a shock

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I'm electrified

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

ur mum

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Most unusual, that's for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Not me
But a friend of mine climbed a tree wearing football boots and fell out. He landed firmly on both feet but also on the end of a plank of wood which flicked up, smacked him in the side of the head and fractured his skull. He now had a long line down the side of his head where hair won't grow.
( Peej, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Brilliant stuff!
I like this one the best so far
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I once told DJ to take a short walk off along pier.

The most recent one was Saturday. mr b3th told me he couldn't drive to the shop because his ankle was fucked. I suggested he walk instead.

*belms*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That's no belm
It is just harsh!

EDIT:
DJ could have walked across it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Not being able to find my phone
So calling it. With my phone. Which was in my hand.

I also managed to run over my own foot twice with my own car. brianharveylolz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I forgot to put the handbrake on once.
I live on something like a 30 degree incline.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Mine was running down the short but steep slope from my garage to my drive
pushing the car out (as the engine wasn't in it) realised too late that it was heading towards the wall... tried to stop it.... managed to stop it by lodging my foot under the front wheel. Had to try and push the car backwards off my foot back up the slope got it off my foot before losing it and it ran over my foot again.

Finally freed myself, was convinced I'd broken my foot. My dad turned up 20 mins later and told me to stop being such a girl about it :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

He was probably right
If you can't take a quarter of a ton on your foot, you're a jessie.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

The fact that "pop star" Jessie J broke her foot because she couldn't take a quarter of a ton on it proves this point conclusively

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

1/4 ton of make-up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

She did it like a dude.
Providing that dude is Darth Foxtrot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm guessing this is a song by her
/notupwithpopularmusic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

lols for the phone one
Mrs Cow has done that, the fucking belmet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

So very, very, very much to choose from
The first thing that springs to mind wasn't even my fault, once I sneezed so hard that my glasses fell off while having a piss.

A STANDING piss.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I hope you told teh internet immediately

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Posted a QOTW story
No-one liked it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

No one likes YOU

Afternoon sweetie. How are you this fine day? All happy in the land of the six-fingered?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Not bad thank you babe
Do you fancy a crack at being Forest manager?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

This is a great idea!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Darth! Hey Darth! Yeah Darth! Over here! Darth! Darth!
Darth, I totally saw those awful pictures of you in your culture slut T-shirt on facebook and I described it on here and everyone laughed at you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It was more a sniggering

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Oh you fucking cunt
I died inside when I saw that picture. Then I texted the mate who put it online and advised him that I'm going to break his legs on Sunday.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

break his legs give him a good beating with my fabulous new handbag
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

beating hole
hangbag assjazzle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

And then talk to him in the toilets about this fabulous new lip gloss that you got.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It'll be in London if you want to come along and shake his hand

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I don't know, if he was with you in that nightclub, he's probably a dreadful woofter too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

To my knowledge he's only ever kissed one boy
and I don't remember it so he might have been making that up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It was you though, wasn't it?
In fact, I bet you and CQ have collectively kissed more boys than I have.

*sads*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Did you like it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

There was not as much cherry chapstick as I was expecting.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I thought as much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

and rather more tongue action

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

wahey!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Quality not quantity darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I've kissed a ginger.
There is a photo somewhere. It was a funny story actually, in a bar in Australia and the girls we were with were all kissing each other to much cheering from other guys in the bar, so me and my friend had a go, and the place went noticeably quieter.

"Travellers" are a bunch of cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Amusing story with a valid moral aside, I'm disappointed in you, Al
Kissing boys is one thing, but a ginger?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

He's a really lovely bloke
I was on his stag do last weekend. They made him get a spray tan.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Welcome to the club Al.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm kind of like groucho marx in that I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that has you as a member.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

*sadface*
Ah well, we all have our crosses to bear.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

My tally (that I can remember) is 3
No idea about Darth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Er... more than that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

In fairness mine could well be more
and probably is, but 3 is what I can remember. Hang on, make that 4.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

It is a phenomenally bad idea for me to engage in this conversation in a public forum
We can compare notes on Sunday in the pub
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

handbag cock
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Pfffft. You said 'crack'
Also, I couldn't possibly doa worse job than the last belmer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Needs MOAR umbrella

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

That's exactly why I offered
Every fucker in the ground could have picked a better team than the one he played against Birmingham.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I sneezed carrying a bowl of frosties to the table.
Milk everywhere.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You didn't cry did you, becasuse ya know
there'd be no point really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I once sneezed whilst eating a particularly tart Granny Smith
That hurts

Smith
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

filthy QOTW sex lies

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It was the green colour that put me off
...and the apple
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Silly thing?
I told my boss I didn't mind coming to work. We're very busy and once I'm in the office I'm ok; it's the train that drives me mad.

It's always like that, isn't it? Months of nothing to do and 3 weeks before you have to go, everything happens at the same time. I hope I have time to finish the project, the moving and the shopping before the baby arrives.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)

When I was 7 a friend told me that one of the rings on the cooker was on
What with it not glowing orange I felt it was my duty to disprove this obvious falsehood through a generous application of palm. I'm not sure why I even cared to begin with.

Alt: A Drifter
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

On the other hand it was cold though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

as in a vagrant?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)