Dear berk
I've thought more about your problem.
The correct approach is to moan about it on the internet and act like a child about the most basic of human disputes rather than with any semblance of maturity or common-sense.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

excellent
I seem to have solved my problem in that case.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

You could invite her to poke your stomach
she'll probably move out on her own after that.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

you didn't have to
but I thought it might freak you out enough to stop asking questions.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I'll admit
it was probably the most interesting thing I heard all evening.
I thought quite a lot about it on the journey home.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

It's hard to not read this as the creepiest thing I've heard all evening

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

It made me question whether or not I'd have done any differently.
Admittedly I've never been and never will be fat but I couldn't think of a logical reason why berk's decision should bother me.

It bothered Lampito as well, although I think she may have her own reasons.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)