I have no idea what you're talking about
I don't own a TV. Take that ad agencies!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

same here
but they get you in other ways. Like being annoying on websites
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

And on the radio, in the paper, on the tube & buses, on posters, on the back of car park tickets, in the cinema and anywhere else we can think of that's cost effective.

Sorry.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

also
i heard they get buskers to sing certain songs to advertise certain artist's work. Oh and then there is the weetabix thing that Charlie brooker wrote about where kids were being brand champions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

We refuse to work with brands that want to advertise to kids.
We turned down work for a cigarette company in Asia a couple of years ago as well. Yes an advertising agency with morals! Well, sort of...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

it's a start

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Cigarettes for kids?
I may be deliberately misunderstanding for comedic effect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

That's a great product idea - we can do a multipack promo - get ten marlboro lights free with every jumbo pack of Pampers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

There's a lot of chavs in Weston would love that offer.
Except for teh 'lights' bit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I reckon I'd be great at advertising
though not necessarily the morals bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

My morals are fairly flexible.
I think I could fit in quite well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Career tip: the more flexible your morals the further you'll progress in advertising.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I should go into it
mine are made of silly putty.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Excellent perhaps I should consider it as a career

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

We should set up our own agency
We could call it Boobvertising.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

This is a Good Idea

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Morals are overrated
sometimes I regret that I have more than my fair share.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)