What did the italian baker say when he found out his wife was cheating? FOCACCIA (Fuck ya'/Forget ya').

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Did he say
"Oh, God, Maria! Why? What about the thirty years of marriage? Do they mean nothing to you? How could you do this to me? What did I do to deserve this? Who is he? Do I know him? How am I supposed to carry on baking now?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

The trouble is, in my head, there are two italians. Super Mario and Gino DeCampo.
It's much better if I picture Mario, but I did do the comedy accent in my head.

How are you doing b3th? I've had a hospital day, had my inflixinab, I feel shattered, I've done over £4k worth of drugs in a few hours, true story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Compared to you
I can't really complain about being in pain. I've only done about £4 worth of drugs today, but they're making me happy, so that's okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I learnt at a very young age....
... that you could have a cold, be standing in the room next to someone with the flu, the person with the flu will fill like shit, but that doesn't mean the person with the cold can't fill like crap too. The person with flu could be in the room with someone with cancer, but that doesn't make the flu go away (etc etc).

I googled your thinggy you said you had before (well, on apple you can highlight a word and get a basic description of anything in Wikipedia and a dictionary, I did that).... Believe me, I'm so glad I'm a bloke in that respect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)

It's a bit shit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Without going into goriness, have you thought about those tablets that stop you...ermm.... having a 'flow' ? Would that help?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Probably
but there are other long term problems associated with prolonged use of them. If it keeps getting worse, it may come down to a hysterectomy. Which would be a touch extreme,
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Cool, might be lest risky to go down a tablet root rather than surgery, but whatever they do, I hope it helps.
It can't be easy at all knowing it's gonna come back month after month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Says the man who faces his apin on a daily basis....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Yeah', thing is though, I don't know no different, and surgery for me would have so many more long term complications.
I'd rather pop a dozen pills every day than shit in a bag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)