That thread is too long.
I'm entering a contest to win a scholarship and it's incredibly unlikely I will win, but can someone read my entry letter and tell me what they think please, I'll give you nothing in return. Cap'n is amazing for being the first responder.

alt: favorite vacation place?

alt alt: I have to get rid of my dog, again, but for real this time
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:25, 173 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

go on then
not sure how useful i'll be. does this mean you get to go to college?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

culinary school, if I get it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

cool!
you might want someone else to look, too, i'm not that good at this shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Oh, I was much to slow.
New York, followed by New York and then New York.

And that sucks, sorry you have to get rid of your dog.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Ooooo, can you give me some tips of good places to go and see while I'm there please?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

gazzed

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll look at it for you if you want
I'm in application mode

Alt: Rome

Alt Alt: Really sorry to hear that. Why?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

roommate can't handle her anymore, can't move home with her, can't afford to look anywhere else.
The opening is this
What cuisines are you passionate about? Explain how a scholarship from The International Culinary Schools at The Art Institutes could help you expand your knowledge of global cuisines.

I'll gaz what I wrote, it's not much
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I see an opportunity to study Korean cookery in this situation.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Harsh.
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Massive sadface about your gorgeous doggy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I liked Italy
but since it's the only place I've really been on holiday in the last 15 years, there's not much competition. Except a hostel on the wales/england border where we stayed a night for a friend's birthday and went fishing.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

sh nger
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)

That was BGB shurely?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)

i feel the need to continue talking about alcohol
since i really need a drink. in response to the flavoured vodka point: i do drink it neat, you see, over lots of ice. so the flavours help to make me feel like less of a raging alcoholic.

in more important news, kristine, that sucks royal ass. can you not swap the roommate at all? or would it be the same problem?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I have vanilla flavoured vodka and lime flavoured vodka in the fridge
not drinking really though at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Now is a good chance to start making your own flavoured vodka Amberl!
It takes a few weeks, but if you're not drinking at the moment, then now is a great time to start!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

This is an excellent idea
I made my own lemon vodka, and mint vodka. Want to make some ginger vodka in time for Christmas
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I made both Kkittle flavour and a surprisingly nice vodka made with Refreshers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)

skittle brau
vodka + skittles, leave for a week or so. Works nicely with butterscotch sweets, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Really?
Might be a nice idea for xmas presents. I shall have to look into this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Don't use the green skittles though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Are they people?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)

No, they make the vodka go all brown.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

oh
we just used them all. Went kinda orangey brown. Tasted like rainbows
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Looked like unicorn pee?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)

tasted like unicorn pee
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Must be a cunt!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Best of all the equine urine products.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

Or you can separate them!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Have you linked to that before?
I'm sure I read that the other day.

I'm also interested to hear about other types of flavouring. There used to be a nice bar in Glasgow that did lots of fun flavours. Jelly Tots sounded like a good one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)

If it'll disolve, you can flavour vodka with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

And is it true that the purest vodkas are teh best ones to use?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Possibly.
But on the basis that I'm going to decant it into plastic bottles, throw a load of sweets in it, shake it a lot, then filter it. I tend to go for a a 'middle-priced' supermarket vodka when I've made it, something like 'Red' or that Icelandic one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

SKYY?
I thought it might have to be Grey Goose or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)

No, something that costs about £10 or £12 a litre.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Ah, the Grants or Vladivar

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Yeah I always use Smirnoff
no point using better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)

try these
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/food/crunchy/three-cocktails-to-avoid/

all real life personal experiences
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Italy, probably
I spent a week in each of the big three when I was 18, and Florence was probably my favourite.
I'm sorry about your dog K. But if you do have to rehome her, it gives you a lot more options it terms of moving and stuff. Do you not have a friend who can take her, so that at least you can visit?
(berk, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

nope
because she's crazy
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I was about two protest that you must have other, non-crazy friends
when I realised that you meant your dog..
(berk, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Sorry to hear that you've got to rehome Echo, K.
That'll be a sad time for you.

alt: The Maldives was very nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

oh yeah, I was sad all the other times but it worked out, this definitely won't.
And I made my roommate feel like shit by getting drunk and crying for hours on end like a massive train wreck

what did you do in the maldives?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Why not get upset? You're allowed to love your dog.
As for the Maldives, I reached a state of utopian relaxation, ate like a king and drank the most wonderful cocktails.

The island I was on was really rather stunning. Have a gander at it here www.kuramathi.com/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Hello you. Where have you been hiding?
I'm drugged off my tits on painkillers, but I can cast a wobbly eye on it too for you. Also, good luck, I hope you get it.

Alt: I like cruise holidays - you get the relazation and luxury of fannying about on board, plus see lots of different locations for sightseeing.

Alt Alt: That is really shit. You have my utmost sympathy. Having done something similar before, I can only suggest you put her somewhere you're not going to bump into her on a regular basis, because that would only end up prolonging the agony.
And feel free to vent on here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)

What do you need the painkillers for?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)

She spent some time with you, and cos you're well 'ard innit.
She is feeling pain by proxy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Not to put too fine a point on it
raging dysmenorrhoea caused by endometriosis, causing pain from my ribs all the way down to my knees.
And arthritis in my arms again, which is just weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Ouch :(
hope it doesn't last too long. On special painkillers?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Just prescription strength ibuprofen
If I take enough, things go a bit warm and fuzzy. Tea helps a lot too. But mostly the painkillers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

isn't endometriosis your skin?
or am I being a total idiotic american here?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

You know the little frondy stuff that grows on the wall of your uterus that sheds when you have a period?
Endo is when that stuff grows on other organs in your body. It still grows and sheds and cramps and stuff, but in bizarre places, and it has nowhere to go. And it hurts like a bastard.

Sorry if anyone is trying to eat, or is a boy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

holy fucker

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)

that's pretty fucked up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Motherfucker
I am drinking a raspberry and strrawberry smoothie you cunt
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)

hahaha
Sorry bobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Gaybo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)

That's your epidermis.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Out of interested...
Did your application read, 'JeffTheDogFucker once sent me a link to some easy-to-make curry recipes, but I never made them'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Yes it did! And then I wrote how I love thai spring rolls so much I make them at home but I actually don't. lol.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Does the maldives look like the sort of place you'd be able to relax in?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

you remember that time when you sent me recipes that i didn't make?
it's a bit like that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

So the answer is 'no' then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

it looks amazing, Jeff

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

It'll be a good place to visit if you want to get into Indian food!
I had fish-curry for breakfast most days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)

that sounds disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

You'd be right, it does sound disgusting, however it was absolutely lovely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)

if the contest folks saw what I wrote they'd totally NOT pick me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Gaz me what you've sent them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I haven't sent it yet actually

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Well send what you're thinking of submitting!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)

The missus did a spicy fish dish the other week.
It was fucking lovely. Can't remember what was in it though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Fish?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Well, apart from fish...
I think I may force her to make it again at the weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Just for the halibut.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Ok
today is Operation Fix Computer. in which I fix my computer. It got a virus. I think it's bad. Should I just back it up, wipe the hdd and clean instal?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I think you should Google potential solutions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

tried it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Well, that's me out of suggestions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Evening, benderists.
And Kristine. Good luck with the scholarship. Bad news about pooch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

thank you sir!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Welcome, ma'am.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Would it be considered cheating if I don't get the new iphone next month even though it would be a free upgrade?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Wait for iPhone 5

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Nah', that won't come out 'till june next year, I'm not waiting that long.
Where I think Apple are being disgusting, is they're all about innovation and design. The iPhone 4S looks and almost is identical to the iPhone 4, minus some abatory upgrades plus 'assistant'. If you get an iPhone 4S now, you're locked into a MINIMUM of 18 month contract. It's been exactly 18 months since the iPhone 4 comes out.... by the end of your contract you'll have the design of a 3 year old phone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

No
because is apple is 'well bent'.
All the cool kids use android.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)

i am considering going android
i got a contract change with my job which makes me feel proper rich right now. Mind you, i won't if i buy a house
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

There is only one thing I really like about Android, and that's the 'widgets', but I like 'tiles' that WM7 has.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

how would that be cheating exactly?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Disneyland Florida.
Yes it's tacky but I love it. I was nine when I went, mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

And I'll bet you're still too short to go on the rides.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I'm average height me.
People stop growing when they're 21, right? Right? Well that's what I'm holding onto because it means I've still got five months to get to 6'2".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)

That would require two inches growth a month though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I must be below average then Bazza.
I'm only 6'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I have to admit
I loved Disney in Florida. But Universal is much, much cooler.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Oh yeah I know.
When I say Disneyland I include all the other parks as well. Islands of Adventure is ace, although personally my favourite was Sea World.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

The Spider-Man ride at Islands of Adventure is fantastic.
I also love Sea World, despite the dodgy ethics of keeping killer whales in captivity.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Imagine the carnage if they let the killer whales sit in amongst the punters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Last time I was there they let a kid sit on Shamu's back.
I'm ashamed to say I leaned forward in anticipation.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

They have little black boys offering piggy-back rides!!!
I'm going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Decision to be made....
Do I watch the Pride of Britain awards and get a bit of grit in my eye as Vorderman tells me the story of the spastic kid who rescued a disabled guide dog from a burning building.

Or, do I watch Minder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I'm just waiting for Planet Dinosaur to come on.
I fucking love dinosaurs, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You crazy geek with your 'sci-fi' 'made-up' dinosaurs....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Creationist scum.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

ITV3 - Steptoe and son film just started.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I've narrowed it down to two shows Blousie.
Don't confuse me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Minder, all the way.
Or is it too late to weigh in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i'd vote for none of the above
it all sounds rubbish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

That was last night.
Brewster's Millions!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

It's never too late!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Minder on the Orient Express
remains one of the funniest things I've ever watched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

It is possibly the best film of all time b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh look. Interplod.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I hope you've got this evenings episode on.
Mike Read is in it, playing 'Big Vern'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I havewn't, I'm afraid.
I hgaven't got the concentration levels for anything today. Not even W******* R*** (which I've finally caught up with)
I'm currently flicking through the music channels and thinking about taking some more drugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

You in a lot of pain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I think so.
It's sort of creeping in round the edges, and I know if I don't keep stoned I'll never sleep, so I'm trying to take as many painkillers as I can safely get away with.

I'm just glad this doesn't happen too fucking often.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I'll bet pier-dust caused it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

It probably didn't help.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

The thing I don't get
is that they show Minder through the day as well. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't a lot of episodes have naked boobies in them? If so, are the daytime showings edited?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I'm guessing they must be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

We would've heard about it in the Daley Mail by now if they weren't

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

What did the italian baker say when he found out his wife was cheating? FOCACCIA (Fuck ya'/Forget ya').

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Did he say
"Oh, God, Maria! Why? What about the thirty years of marriage? Do they mean nothing to you? How could you do this to me? What did I do to deserve this? Who is he? Do I know him? How am I supposed to carry on baking now?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

The trouble is, in my head, there are two italians. Super Mario and Gino DeCampo.
It's much better if I picture Mario, but I did do the comedy accent in my head.

How are you doing b3th? I've had a hospital day, had my inflixinab, I feel shattered, I've done over £4k worth of drugs in a few hours, true story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Compared to you
I can't really complain about being in pain. I've only done about £4 worth of drugs today, but they're making me happy, so that's okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I learnt at a very young age....
... that you could have a cold, be standing in the room next to someone with the flu, the person with the flu will fill like shit, but that doesn't mean the person with the cold can't fill like crap too. The person with flu could be in the room with someone with cancer, but that doesn't make the flu go away (etc etc).

I googled your thinggy you said you had before (well, on apple you can highlight a word and get a basic description of anything in Wikipedia and a dictionary, I did that).... Believe me, I'm so glad I'm a bloke in that respect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)

It's a bit shit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Without going into goriness, have you thought about those tablets that stop you...ermm.... having a 'flow' ? Would that help?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Probably
but there are other long term problems associated with prolonged use of them. If it keeps getting worse, it may come down to a hysterectomy. Which would be a touch extreme,
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Cool, might be lest risky to go down a tablet root rather than surgery, but whatever they do, I hope it helps.
It can't be easy at all knowing it's gonna come back month after month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Says the man who faces his apin on a daily basis....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Yeah', thing is though, I don't know no different, and surgery for me would have so many more long term complications.
I'd rather pop a dozen pills every day than shit in a bag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I m having my first drink since bsh night.
It's going down like 'bena. I may be feeling a little under the weather tomorrow.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I've had a bottle of Peroni.
I would like another but I only had one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Go to the offy and get some more!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)

It's raining outside and I'm in my jammies.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Have some wine then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm hoping to get to the gym tomorrow so I shouldn't.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I have red.
According to the thread this morning, that makes me gay. I'm willing to take the risk.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Same
had a small white russian style drink
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Home made or one of those little ready mix things?
White Russians are awesome. I'd be drinking them all the time if I could.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)

My own variant
vanilla vodka, baileys and milk, over ice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Intriguing
I shall give that a go.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

They're not bad
as soon as the Baileys goes in, start shaking to prevent curdling :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I could never get behind Baileys
probably because I only like black coffee. But this is one of the nicest things ever. Straight, over lots of ice, it just goes down like nobody's business.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Not a huge fan of coconut
Malibu makes me sick. Baileys is rather nice in small quantities
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I can get through a bottle of that stuff rather quickly
Trouble is, for something with the alcohol content of wine but the price of a spirit, it's a bloody expensive way to drink.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I had you down as more of a Top Gun fan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Hahaha
ace film
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Ooh look! You've got a couple of bogies on your tail.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You can be my wingman any day

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

We're too close for missiles Amberl. I'm switching to guns!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Amberl! Amberl! Amberl!
Can we bust the tower?

Plllllllllllllllllease!!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I feel the need... the need for speed!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Great balls of FIRE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Oh look, baldmonkey's started a new loltastic thread.
I'm off to watch dinosaurs being mean to each other.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Thank you DG for reminding me about this, I think it's so fucking cool that a dinosaur is called "preditor x", that's some proper scifi shit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

It is rather.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I
think I've fixed my computer. Woo full size screens!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Woo! Cavy.
*Adds in a 'Super' 'Zowie' for good measure*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

ok, but be prepared to take them back
if it turns out I've not really fixed it but just made it *look* fixed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

That's bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Get you!
You must be nearly as hard as Amberl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I bullied it better
then fired an arrow at it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Please.
That's like saying you're almost as good as me at everything!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

as if!
i wouldn't dream of it. i know my place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

heh heh heh
You know I'm pullin' yer leg!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Oooh. I think I've got a bit of grit in my eye.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Alright bendoids?
a/c

Anyway, I just saw a youtube video of the house night I was at on Saturday. End of the night, Your Love into Voodoo Ray.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)