Crikey, Steve Jobs has died
This isn't worth its own thread, although I'm sure Chompy will come up with one later, but how long do you give it before the jokes start, and what will be the funniest one?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:19, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Steve Jobs thread is under this one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:23, Reply)

That's embarrassing...
My excuse is that I saw your name and was blinded to all else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:24, Reply)

There are some attempts at jokes on Sickipedia already. They're shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Ah, yes, Sickipedia, how could I forget
Perhaps my question should have been "how soon before the jokes start in polite conversation"... because of course that's something we, as B3tans, would know about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Let me guess
mainly something about Apple employees looking for new jobs?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

AN APPLE A DAY DIDNT KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I'm going down to the apple store to throw rocks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Best joke yet, albeit unintentional
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)