When I was a kid, I used to collect cricket autographs.
My proudest were Geoff, and Dickie Bird.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Me too!
Not Dickie Bird, sadly. I had the entire enxtended Notts cricket squad over about six years, including Eddie Hemmings, Eddie Randall and Chris Cairns.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Sodomising an entire cricket team is not something to be proud of, Darth.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I take enormous pleasure every time I see Stuart Broad playing well
knowing that my semen was sloshing around in his dad's anus whilst he was conceiving a future England all-rounder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

*something about being on a sticky wicket*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Now, DG, that's going too far
You can't tamper with the wicket, buggery has to be strictly extracurricular or it makes more work for the groundstaff and could potentially lead to an MCC enquiry.

You need to think these things through.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)