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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Your normal jailers are away. So what QOTW do you want?
Vote here: b3ta.com/board/10562901

edit: And it is live. Iffy crushes. You lot talking about sex:
b3ta.com/questions/iffycrushes/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:02, 25 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
How about, fond memories of apple products?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)
How about over reactions to death?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)
In fairness i heard Jobs is pretty pissed off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)
How about over reactions to apples?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I hear that Snow White
is a bit of a drama queen on that front.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I bought an early iPod (2002?) and stupidly got the top model with the biggest disk 20gb
it was very expensive, I didn't fill it up and it broke when I tossed it gently onto my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)
That's the sort of story we want.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)

it
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Top model?
Are you Hood-Butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Tsk rob you're always tossing stuff onto the bed, the sheets must be a knightmare on washday

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
They wear a wooden helmet and a satchel
and get guided around a maze by three children and a paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Oh I like this a lot!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
exactly this, rob is the peedo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Lies, damned lies
Tell us about a time that you've lied.

I'm afraid this might cuase soome sort of negative feedback loop that destroys the internet, but at least we'd get some work done...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Get them to list who's been mean to them on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)
If only there were some kind of repository where people could post idea for QOTW...
But I'm still pushing for 'Sports Disasters' because we're all a bunch of overweight shut-ins so we must have tonnes of them.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I've reconsidered this.
Because I've just realised a week of people saying 'Munich', 'Hillborough', 'Heysel' etc will be tedious in the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Even so
I'm with him in having wanted that qotw for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Or get them to write half a lie about sex/that time they had the last laugh, and then get the replys to finish it off.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)
"What the fuck is wrong with you people?"
I expect 27 pages of self diagnosed autism and crippling internet depression
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I think you'll find what you're looking for here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)
True, but I already know what's wrong withh you lot.
I want to hear what standard /qotw have wrong with them.

Plus I like the idea of rob just going "What the fuck is wrong with you people?" with no explanation.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Actually, I really like this now you've explained the joke to me...
Me first: I'm slow to get jokes
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
If it was in CAPs even better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
There must be days when he wonders what the fuck has he created.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I vote for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Have we already had one about stupid things you've bought?
Only I just bought a new router but everyone here has convinced me that I don't actually need it so it's sitting unopened on the table at home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Er... Al
www.b3ta.com/questions/crapgadgets/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the router
I just don't actually need it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Since when has sticking to the spirit of the question ever stopped anyone answering?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Everyone needs a Roota!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
People in Cambridge don't.
Or at least they would be be better off without one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
That's why I'm dragging him to Edinburgh.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I HATE YOU!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
It's funny 'cos you look like Kelis.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
My milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard.
And then you steal their hubcaps.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Should definitely go for this one - it'll be a hoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I'm surprised no-one's suggested mix tapes part two yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)
It'll be called something like 'Play lists' so that it looks like a new question.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)
How about the worst time I was fucked over?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)
It's the start of term, so something about students.
Then anyone who has been a student can post about the lulz they had as a student and anyone who's a lecturer (i.e. me) can mock them.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
You could muse about the fun time you had as a student
and how much better you were at being a student that the fuckwits you get these days.

Actually I like this suggestion.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
How about "Soiled clothing"?
Should cover just about every eventuality I think.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
How about one about whether you've looked at facebook photos of people you used to go to school with?
I'm sure that will be positively hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
How about a simple
Tell us your favourite funny story, it can be true or not, about you, apocryphal, just make us laugh.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Nooooooooooo
Have you seen what 90% of these people consider 'funny'?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
A fair point and well made
In that case I say Mix Tapes 3
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
amorous badger and brayndedd would explode in glee
at catching MOAR people out in MOAR lies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Thats the point though
There is no catching out if you say it is just a funny story. The entire "lies LOL" can be stopped by simply saying "its just a story"
I assume they dont sit in the cinema shouting at the screen
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
You'd be surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)
you assume far too much
sad but ineffably true
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
the whole thing should be a survey on why we should merge QOTW, OT and /talk

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
How about 'Have you ever fucked a family member?'

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
there would be too many replies for their servers to cope

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
You're right
it would be overloaded with people saying 'Ask Truthbert'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
you're hilarious, it's no wonder you seem so popular

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I know, it's a hard life being this great.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Does the wife count?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I'm not related to your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I'm not married,
just wive's in general.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Self-sabotage

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Actually, that's a crap idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)
"Tell us a story in which you didn't get justice, vindication, or emerge as the victor"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
What would you like rob?
I'm sure you've got the best qotw suggestion ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
this is the politest trolling yet. still waiting for you to gaz me a cock pic sweetcheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
is Rory Lyon a troll??!
he shouldn't be using his real name on here then, I just found his Bebo profile

www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=300999573
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)
YOU SHOULDN@T POST PERSONAL SHIT HERE MAN
I'm informing the orthorities
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
The bloke that looks after your teeth?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)
ortho doesn't mean teeth
now you're coming across as unfunny AND stupid, well done
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Well done you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthodontics
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)
yes but the 'ortho' part has nothing to do with teeth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthopedic_surgery
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Fairly irrelevant when I was making an Orthodontist joke though, don't you think?
You seem out of sorts today, a bit snappy. Everything OK? Is your sister not putting out?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
he said orthorties
you said the bloke who looks after your teeth, I merely pointed out that 'ortho' doesn't have anything to do with teeth

I'm not sure if you're deliberately being rubbish
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Funny, I was wondering the same of you.


I've just realsied what you are doing. You're thinking of osteo, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)
just googled it, ortho means something which you clearly are not

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Or bones, you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
shut up

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
No, you shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
No

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
THE ORTHORITIES
b3ta.com/talk/6235215
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Ha. Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)
the truth is out now
you don't have to hide your secret panic at the disco shame anymore
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)
When has curiousity got the better of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
who has the biggest winky and who has the tightest va jay jay?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Me
You
Afternoon mate, long time no see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
hello broseph, how are you ?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Not bad cheers mate, much better now McClaren's gone
Unfortunately he took our rat with him. How's your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
anxious about usa and pissed about footballbut have met a great girl so hapus

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
When are you off stateside?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)
next fri, don't want to go.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Then don't.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
can't back out now really would be bad form. Plus I will be fine once I get there.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Remind me why you're going
and why you don't want to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
to teach at a school in Chicago for teaching practice.
Because the uni have not organised it properly and there are only two of us going now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)
A mate of mine went to Chicago and came back raving about it
Plus the greatest musical of all time is named after it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Conditions may be a little windy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Hahahahaha
POTD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)
And why those two people should never meet

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I think it would be worth it just to watch.
For academic reasons, of course.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Something about football or cricket
With Geoff Boycott and Sir Alex Feguson as guest mods, deleting every "I hate sport" story and sending the author with a few choice words and an accompanying ban. It'll whittle the membership down no end and may end up as the greatest mass cunt-admonishing of all time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Good man is our Geoff.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Geoff and Alex would probably die from overwork.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Red nosed Jockanese git.
Alex.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Nothing can kill Sir Geoff Boycott
NOTHING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
When I was a kid, I used to collect cricket autographs.
My proudest were Geoff, and Dickie Bird.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Me too!
Not Dickie Bird, sadly. I had the entire enxtended Notts cricket squad over about six years, including Eddie Hemmings, Eddie Randall and Chris Cairns.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Sodomising an entire cricket team is not something to be proud of, Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I take enormous pleasure every time I see Stuart Broad playing well
knowing that my semen was sloshing around in his dad's anus whilst he was conceiving a future England all-rounder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
*something about being on a sticky wicket*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Now, DG, that's going too far
You can't tamper with the wicket, buggery has to be strictly extracurricular or it makes more work for the groundstaff and could potentially lead to an MCC enquiry.

You need to think these things through.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I Hate Sport
not sure if I've ever mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I like Cows though, so you're OK.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)
You had
This has heavily influenced my list of discussion topics for Sunday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is fine, I have no compunction about walking away and leaving you alone in the bar with Monty
Should he actually turn up. Or I could just talk about computers for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a dangerous road for us both to travel down
but if you think sport is the dullest thing I can wax lyrical on you're sadly mistaken. Do you really think I'm fed up of talking about the Weakest Link?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I would actually find that more interesting.
But why don't we talk about stuff that's fun for us both? I dunno, wimmin, music, stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)
That sounds spiffing
I must warn you, I have a family lunch for Ms Foxtrot's gran's birthday and a 3-hour coach journey preceeding the pub and have no intention of going through either without a drink or five
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I, on the other hand will be stone cold sober.
There are, however, remedies for this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Rohypnol?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)
An investigation of these remedies is called for

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I think we should have something absolutely riveting
like food disasters, when I was given a fish sandwich not a chicken one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Cod, I hate it when that happens.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Try a different plaice next time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'd have battered the fuckers silly for cocking up my order like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
It leaves you with a fowl taste in your mouth afterwards.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)
It makes you want to take over the restaurant and sack everyone and install better staff.
kind of staging a coup, if you will.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
We don't have enough power
we're just prawns on a chessboard
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Mmmm prawn

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah, you want somewhere with some sole.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)
No Luggsy, you have to be a manta sort this kind of shit out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
If you Mackerel fuss they'll listen to you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I've haddock with the lot of them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Bad puns like this make me slip into a korma.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I wish they'd all pike it in.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Epic phaal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Did you hear, Rooneys dad has just been arrested over his alleged involvement in a Balti-ng scam.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I had a feeling they'd curry on.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Hallo'ween Hijinks
Tell us the stories of your shit outfits, drunk girls in "sexy" costumes and pikey kids asking for chocolate.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This'd work closer the time I reckon.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Something about women because I am one and would have loads of loltastic stories to tell.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
"Funny stories about Feminists"?
I'm sure there's no way that could go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)
We're always up for a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This was my thinking.
Not only do most feminists have a cracking sense of humour, they are also held in such high regard by most non-feminists that it could not fair to be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Most feminists have an excellent sense of humour
just not when the joke is 'lol you're a woman so you're stupid'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Perhaps, but when you see shit like
"If you give a woman a sperm and she'll make you a baby etc" it's not surprising some people respond with "If you give a woman a car, she'll make a pile-up".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is what I said, isn't it?
*looks innocent*

For the record, I agree 100% with the stated aims of feminism (as I understand them). I just don't like isms as a rule. I'd imagine that feminists have a good sense of humour in exactly the same proportion as the rest of the population, what with them being people and all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
But especially when it's "LOL ur a man you think with penis"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
You know what, I see your point actually.
*wanders off, shaking head*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)
When you go through the shit most women do, a sense of humour is paramount : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I think a sense of humour is paramount full stop.
When you can't laugh at your self and the world around you you might as well top yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
like when you say to your client: i'm sorry to hear you have been off sick
and she replies: i know, i had the worst period pains, i was crippled.

i am your lawyer. not your doctor. i do not want to know about your clotting gash, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
You have a beautiful turn of phrase!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)
yup
i don't charge £415 plus vat and disbs per hour for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Disbs? some kind of sammich?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Short for disabilities, innit?
Our Swipey is Speshul.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)
COMEDY MISHEARINGS OR MISUNDERSTANDINGS
please
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Steve Jobs dying on the same day I get a free ipad2, shame.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
They're not going to stop working,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
He's only going to break it with the head attachment he uses anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)
HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
to be honest I don't really want it and will prob give it to my old man.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Where did you get it from?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Some middle aged bloke's hospital drawer, I'll wager.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You know what, it's fucking freeky, about 2 hours ago my phone stopped working, it's displaying "no service", I've tried to reboot it.
I'm not joking or lying =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Jobs didn't want a fuss, hence no funeral

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Well I assume there was one going spare.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

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