I used to have epilepsy, but I got better.
My new thing now, that I won't stop bitching about for weeks, is that my perfect genetics are finally starting to succumb to the entropic effects of age.

My eyes are on the wonk.

Left eye slightly shortsighted, but still manfully struggling on. Right eye pathetic and rugby ball shaped. I briefly dallied with the idea of cutting the little, weak bitch right the fuck out of my skull Terminator-style as it doesn't deserve to be in such exalted company. However, they are just so pretty.

So it's glasses, then. I pick them up tomorrow.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought you looked a bit sickly when we met.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I am a weedy, pale disgrace of a man.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Perfect genetics apart from the disco dancing on the kitchen floor after you have opened and closed the fridge a few times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

They won't dock themselves, you know

( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

+space

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Take comfort in knowing Jesus gave it to you
astigmatism is a sign of special favour

/Catholiclolz
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Jesus is obviously one of those people
that thinks it's funny whenever other people walk into doors and lampposts etc.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)