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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Inspired by Chompy's suggestion in the previous thread...

So, I realised last night that there probably isn't a Krautrock band rehearsing near my house and that my tinnitus might (just might) be getting a little worse. What are your afflictions /offtopic?

Sportscow's autofellatio injury is well documented, b3th is inexplicably old beyond her years, The Luggage's terminal virginity. Tell us all about it so we can all have a good laugh at you.

Alt: Offer a cure or solution for /offtopic's health problems.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:52, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I can't believe Rob didn't take my suggestion.
It took weeks of me pestering him for him to do the breasts /qotw.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
:((((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I'm listening to you Chompo
even if no one that counts is.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
THANKS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Keep trying.
I'll vote for it I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
my new pair of ass-toning trainers have given me such a massive blister
that i can hardly walk, never mind tone my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
You realise they are on a par with stuffing lemon juice up your rectum in terms of selling things to gullible people?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Such as shitty lemons?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I know what you mean, Swipey.
I'm having trouble getting my donkey to do any exercise, the fat, braying cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Davros, what have I told you about saying things to people that, while they may be true, aren't nice.
Calling someone a fat, braying cunt is nasty and might upset Swipe.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I wasn't talking about swipe,
I was talking about my donkey. I call him Hotey.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Plus I just wanted an excuse to use the phrase fat, braying cunt.
For some reason it amused me. But not as much as the Akabusi porn, which I reread again last night and still nearly wet myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
This is booked in for me to read tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Make sure you're comfortable
or you may do permanent damage to your back laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I think I already have
*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
*click* for Donkey Hotey

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I dislocated my knee fighting Mr T
But it's better now and I ran a half marathon on it a short while ago.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I suffer with this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicobacter_pylori

Also panic attacks and mild depression.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
H. pylori is treatable, isn't it?
Are you taking anything for your head problems or is CBT with the internet treatment enough?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I've suffered with H pylori for years and take a pill each day to keep it at bay.
Same with the depression and panick attacks. They're very mild now but I still get the odd bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
H pylori sounds like some kind of helicopter
Thus it is cool
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
In fact the depression isn't worth mentioning.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Please, don't mention it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Look at her, always crowbar-ing her self pitying in at any opportunity.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I know
Its depressing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I really wish I hadn't mentioned it now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I now feel guilty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
That could be a sign of depression
have you considered counselling?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I need fucking scaffolding, not counselling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
We could discuss how your back makes you feel
and why it's turned you into a whiny little bitch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
It seems that all we hear about these days is sporto's back.
Other people have problems too 'cow, I mean, you don't hear BGB going on and on about her depression, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Sorry
Won't happen again unlike that fucking needy cow BGB
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
'cos it fucking knacks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I suffered from something called floppy eyelid syndrome.
I also have chronic sleep aponea.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
My Dad has aponea (or whatever it is called)
He also has (and I'm so proud of him for this) HEROIC SNORING
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
So did I
until I was prescribed the Vader-o-matic face mask. Now, instead of keeping the missus awake at night with my pneumatic airway, I keep her awake by continually blasting a stream of cold air at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
This^
The force is strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Could you not switch sides?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
You could force him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Nah, I usually lie on my right side / back and she on her left, so it's mostly good.
I was exaggerating a bit for comic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Surely you should lie on the dark side?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
If he only knew the power...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
He sleeps in the nuddy too
"That's no Moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I have crooked teeth
so I'm off to see an Orthotrician
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
See, you CAN be funny...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
yeah, I should orthopolgise for being mean to you

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Well that proves it
You are not Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Jaw - Floor
Gob - Smacked

:O
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
YEAH!
The Ford Fiesta is the best selling car in the UK.

www.guardian.co.uk/business/gallery/2011/oct/06/top-10-bestselling-cars-uk#/?picture=379952153&index=0

I own the most popular vehicle in the country, and as we all know, popular equals best.

Mine even looks like the one in that photo. Except no cunt has thrown paint stripper on the one in that photo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Hmmm this is a tricky problem
Caring about functional items, such as cars, is surprisingly common amongst men in your age group. I suggest that you cancel your subscription to Top Gear magazine and try to get outside to enjoy some fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I only care at the moment because it's going to cost me the best part of £900
to get the fucker resprayed.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
That'll teach him not to spray paint-stripper all over your car.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Epilepsy.
Which I have moaned about here on many occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
YOU FUCKING PUSSY
YOU'RE NOTHING COMPARED WITH FAT BOBBY PIRES! YOU HEAR ME!!!???? NOTHING!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
*scuttles off and hides*

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN BOY!!!!!
YOU'RE NO INTERNET HARD MAN LIKE BOBBY!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
It's lucky I love the attention xx

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I'm assuming mine is reasonably well known.
And if it's not, there's always Rory popping up to keep people up to speed.

Alt: Go outdoors.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
You suffer from near terminal "looking like Elvis Costello itis"?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Uhuhhh
/isawarethisisthewrongelvis
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
hahahaha.
Yes, that too.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
It still wont get in there!
Fucking stupid back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
That's what she said.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

i no rite
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I had no idea you were a CombiChrist fan
I suffer from early-onset macular degeneration and chronic neediness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
and Beingamassivebenderosis

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'm not.
But your problems can be helped - your macular degeneration can be slowed a little with high doses of Lutein and Zeaxanthin and your chronic neediness can be eased by some INTERNET VALIDATION.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Pouring concrete into the eye also helps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
So I suppose it's a COINCIDENCE that your thread has the same title as CombiChrist's third album?
Send these drugs now please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I suppose it must be
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1380800
Oh and they are not drugs, they are carotenoids.

Edit: I suppose Chompy could be a fan...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I used to have epilepsy, but I got better.
My new thing now, that I won't stop bitching about for weeks, is that my perfect genetics are finally starting to succumb to the entropic effects of age.

My eyes are on the wonk.

Left eye slightly shortsighted, but still manfully struggling on. Right eye pathetic and rugby ball shaped. I briefly dallied with the idea of cutting the little, weak bitch right the fuck out of my skull Terminator-style as it doesn't deserve to be in such exalted company. However, they are just so pretty.

So it's glasses, then. I pick them up tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I thought you looked a bit sickly when we met.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I am a weedy, pale disgrace of a man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Perfect genetics apart from the disco dancing on the kitchen floor after you have opened and closed the fridge a few times

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)
They won't dock themselves, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
+space

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Take comfort in knowing Jesus gave it to you
astigmatism is a sign of special favour

/Catholiclolz
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Jesus is obviously one of those people
that thinks it's funny whenever other people walk into doors and lampposts etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Nothing new.
Still have an ear infection that leaves me 3/4 deaf and now my voice seems to be packing in too. It's getting fucking annoying being unable to communicate frankly and I'd like the antibiotics to start kicking arse now please.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
It's likely that your infection is viral and that the antibiotics are doing nothing
apart from getting you out of your GP's hair.
I feel your pain though, I appear to have lost the hearing in my left ear and am currently waiting patiently for an appointment to have it syringed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Fucking stupid GP then.
Not like I asked for antibiotics or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I have this also, and really bad tinitus. I blame it on the drums.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I too blame drums, more specifically the drummer
Years of standing too close to cymbals has cut out high frequencies for me. That and watching notoriously loud bands without any ear protection.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Not good
However, if you were at a gig with me, wearing ear protection, I would be forced to mock you (loudly, as I'd gone deaf)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I've been wearing ear plugs for years now
It actually makes the bands sound better as you can hear them play, rather than just have your ears shut down.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I didn't wear any when I saw MBV a couple of years back and couldn't hear for several days after.
I did wear some to watch Sunn o))) and Om, but unfortunately that only reduced the sound down to the level of the MBV gig (I tried a few seconds with one of them out and it was incredibly painful).
I have resolved to wear them to all future loud gigs.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I don't go to Green Day gigs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Neither do I

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Not since that fateful day ...

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
it's also a real pain in the classroom especially when they have realyl little voices.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Oh yeah...
pain turn on
voices hands to make my cock look bigger
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
you are a sweaty jew

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)
No, she's a beardy hippy, do keep up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)
How long did the doc say it would take to shift?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
They said "If it's bacterial then it should be cleared up in a week, but if it's viral you could be looking at 2-3 weeks of feeling didgy"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)
She didn't, just looked in my ear and gave me a prescription.
*reads al's post* Oh shit I hope it's not viral, I've had about enough of this, I'm getting nothing done but work and sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I have asthma, which isn't too bad on a day to day basis, but if I come into contact with cat hair, can flare up quite badly
Also phimosis, which isn't particularly fun, but should be getting sorted soon. EDIT: Sorry, don't google this, it's not pleasant.

I also have a bad foot that can suddenly 'go ping', leaving me in a lot of pain, and unable to walk properly for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Woah there!
Why did you just make me google Phimosis? Why? That's not you on wikipedia is it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
No, that's not

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Why did I just google phimosis?
Sounds like pussy will solve one problem and make another one worse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
That's yours that is.
What a lovely picture
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/media/audio/2011/oct/06/alan-partridge-richard-bacon?CMP=twt_fd
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I have itchy feet.
But it's not really that serious.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Have you tried scratching them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Yes, to no avail.
It's like they're itchy inside.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Ah...
Sounds like AIDS.

Sorry to be the bearer... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'm not a shirter, so can't have bum aids.
Internet FACT.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

um +ad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
My health problems are rubbish
and the direct cause of me being on b3ta, so blame them all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Malnutrition?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I bloody wish
it caused the need for me to become malnourished though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I do not know of any pre-existing conditions you may have
Only the small amount of food that you report eating on here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
It's just til Christmas
I'm not denying myself roast potatoes or pate, or roast parsnips then
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
If you live that long

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I've got some reserves
some +lots of
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
fat and deaf

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
If only ear wax aided weight loss
You could eat that and kill two birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You just made him think of birds
so he's gone to get some fried chicken and ribs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Is it me or does Gillian Anderson have a strange face?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I've never understood why she's supposed to be hot.
Because she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I don't think she unnattractive
but there is something her face that is just a bit ... odd. Maybe she doesn't like having photos taken of her.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I used to really fancy her, in the x files years
but I was a real geek.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I didn't think she was that attractive then, either.
It's something about the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)
But she was on telly
That automatically makes her more attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
cf Maureen from Driving School
Phwoooar!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
She was on telly
in a sci-fi program, therefore all sad geeks found her hot.

cf Deanna Troy
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Marina whatsit was horrid.
As was Gates McFadden.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Morrena Baccarin or whatevs from firefly
gets her babs out in new 24 rip off "homeland"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Much as I liked that show
I could never get interested in and of the women on it. Not that there was anything wrong with any of them, really, just not my type.

more fascinating news as it comes in.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)
The shitness of the show invaded their faces

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
:( both firefly and Homeland were good.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
You're on the internet and you don't like Firefly?
I think this might cause some sort of paradox.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
It's strange I know
but it was mediocre. Hardly the worst show ever, singular episodes were quite good, but over all it was a mess
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I was worried this might happen.
The internet has risen against you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Better to stand alone on the side of right

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I'm on the internet and I don't even know what firefly is
In fact, I shall leave the internet now and go home.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Fly you fool!
Before they get you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
*runs to the hills*
/maidenlols
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Look here.
I can put up with your political views if I must, but just you shut up about Firefly or I may have to stop liking you entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
The truth hurts I know

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I may seriously re-think reading that book you recommended now.
Well you may quiver in fear.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
What book was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Some fantasy thing or other, I forget the name but it's sat in my pile of books to read.
It's the first part of a trilogy or three trilogys I think if that helps and it was actually a later book you liked but I decided to start at the beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
possibly Robin Hobb?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Yes, my eBay history says it's Assassin's Apprentice

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)
It's excellent. Much better than Firefly

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)
*burns book*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)
*kills Summer Glau destroying the nerd centre of the galaxy*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Now Summer Glau really isn't attractive

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
unless you like twelve-year-olds.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Firefly iz da bestest IDST!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)
BSG! FTW!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Farscape!
if we're talking stuff that went beyond 13 episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Farscape is OK
But not as good as Firefly and BSG and Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog. I watched Castle the other day, I am ashamed to admit I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
even I like Firefly and I think most sci fi is bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This is because even you have redeeming characteristics.
Hi bobby, is it tomorrow you're off to yanksvile?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
And the redhead mechanic (hayley) is frickin hot.
Week tomorrow, I have no idea if I'm ready, just want to get in the classroom as I know what I'm doing in there.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Her eyes were too close together for me, but then I'm picky.
Good luck, sure it'll be fine, just remember not to sya "cheers" when you mean "thank you" as they look at you funny.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
And they say fanny for bum!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This did not trip me up in LA
the cheers thing did though. Apparently I'm Legless.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Kaylee you numpty!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
ta, knew it wasn't right!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Jewel Staite
Marks out of two? I'd give her one.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Googling her I am not that impressed
she is no tiffany off of the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)
You just said she was frickin hot!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
He likes them a bit mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)
in the show she is. google showed me different.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Really?
MASSIVE WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Nope, no amount of photoshop can make those eyes further apart.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with her eyes!
Unlike Shannen Doherty's eyes which are just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)
OK, fine, you can have her, like I say, I'm picky.
I'll take Shannen Doherty if you don't want her.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)
So eyes to close is bad
But one eye an inch higher than the other is ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I said I was picky
I didn'y say my standards made sense to anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)
It's rather odd

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
it's you that has the strange face.
Gillian's is rather nice. Bit of an odd nose though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Well, it's quite embarrassing reallly
but I actually have a fantastically large penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Thank heavens you said something
I thought I was the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)
You're welcome to join our support group
we meet round at swipeys once a week whether she needs it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I spend enough time on B3ta surrounded by massive penises as it is...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)
You're not welcome, you're not a sufferer

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
But he is a supporter
and judging by his adventures in Soho, he spends a lot of time caring for them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
You just have barbie doll hands

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Anybody who was here last night knows in what unpleasant way my body is trying to kill me.
It's at it again today, and I am less than impressed. At this rate, I'm not going to remember anything before Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I wasn't here.
Wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I can't link on my phone, and you probably wouldn't thank me for explaining it.
But it was in the last thread last night.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
*looks up*
Sympathies.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I wasn't here
Is your body forcing you to masturbate yourself to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I think I've got that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
SMOOTHIE BITCH!!!!!
hope you're ok x
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I did apologise!
I'm in stupid amounts of pain, thank you for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)
you can soldier through, you're a scot,
MASSIVE HUGZ
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

H J
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
it's a good job you didn't ask for mental health problems
we could have hit 1,000 replies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)
BGB tried to start moaning about her awful depression
but fortunately sportscows auto-fellatio injury distracted her.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)
ment(al) health problems more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Is listening to Suede an illness?
Alt: Extinction
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
No, it's a sign of good taste (as long as it's only the first three albums)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Excellent. I'm listening to Animal Nitrate
this is sandwiched between two playlists of what can only be described as cock rock, and eighties rock
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Not sure if it's an illness in itself but it will probably make you ill though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Self-diagnosed Internautism

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
1) Prolapsed disc in neck, probably from too much moshing in my yoof or climbing accident.
2) Lower back gayness from 2 dislocated vertebrae I got being knocked off pushbike 19-20 years ago.
3) Being a cunt.

Alt: G&T
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Just a couple of health issues
Mild numbness in both hands due to extremely fucked-up neck (I have bolts and a titanium plate holding 3 vertebrae together) and occasional mahoosive pains in both arms due to aforementioned neck fucked-upness.

Other than that I'm a fine specimen of a man.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

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