I'm not.
But your problems can be helped - your macular degeneration can be slowed a little with high doses of Lutein and Zeaxanthin and your chronic neediness can be eased by some INTERNET VALIDATION.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pouring concrete into the eye also helps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

So I suppose it's a COINCIDENCE that your thread has the same title as CombiChrist's third album?
Send these drugs now please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I suppose it must be
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1380800
Oh and they are not drugs, they are carotenoids.

Edit: I suppose Chompy could be a fan...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)