I'm not a fan of oven chips.
I'd rather make my own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I can't be arsed
and if I did have potatoes, I'd make mash. Mmmm sausages and mash. Shame I have no sausages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Do a baked potato - start in the microwave to save cooking time, then finish in the oven. The inside should be just like mash if done correctly. No peeling, no mashing (or ricing if you have one of those gadgets) or messing about.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

i don't have a potato

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

"and that was his first mistake"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Sad news Battered.
Uncle Ben died today.

No more Mister rice guy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

(c) book of poor jokes. 1989 edition.
Edit: Sorry we didn't meet at the weekend. I may be in Bristol in a few weeks with work. Will let you know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I'm still saving up to get the 1990 edition.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I have copies of NOT 1982 and NOT 1983
As produced by Not the Nine O'Clock News. Found them in the back of the cupboard the other day. TRUFAX
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I've got all issues of Viz from issue 3 to today.
Can't afford to buy issues 1 & 2 to complete the collection.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)