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I've spent the whole day schluffing.I've not done that in months, must have needed it, I still feel like a slooth, every movement seems laced with effort that isn't worth doing, including getting up to get some water. Sloths always look stonned to me.
I've got it in my head that I want a new phone now. I'm not sure how much it'll cost to cancel my account, but I've found I can move from o2 to Vodaphone with more than enough minutes/text/data for me, half of what I'm currently paying, the phone I want, £75 cashback, and a kindle wifi. o2 themselves don't do the phone I want, but can stay with o2 if I go via another company, but I can't do that a month early.
I think for dinner tonight, I'll have a bit of chinese, I really fancy lamb chops but I'm all sleepy and don't want to cook. Or maybe I should go for a kabab, a nice Cop Sis Iskalanda, that's small cubes of chard lamb in a tomarto'n'yoghurt sauce baked with bread. Maybe, I donno, so tired, can't think straight.
There is a bloke on the telly who just smothered a "Traditional british pasty", which looked like a cornish pasty only shaped differently, with ketchup. And now they're puring gravy over it. Strange Times.
Obligatory Question: If you were gonna get a take-out tonight, what would you get and from where?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:05,
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Oh hai there Gonz!Chard lamb sounds lovely :) How's the new ink?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:41,
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Hay InterMa !It's really good, starting to itch a bit, really love it. I touch it and I think of Dad in a good way.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:51,
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Bless your lovely heart!It should be peachy in about a week :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:02,
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Unlike when you touch your sphincter, eh?sorry
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:57,
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A late entrant but POTD nonetheless. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:58,
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It called to meIt would have been a crime not to do it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05,
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oh man!I'm trying not to have takeaways and now I want one. Either chips from the nice chippy down the road, or a yummy curry from about a mile away...Or pizza! Oh, now I want pizza :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:45,
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I was really hungry when I was coming home from work and decided I was going to go to the supermarket, get some chicken breast, slice it and cook it with some tikka curry powder and then eat it wrapped in a naan bread with salad.
Annoyingly, I was so hungry, that as soon as I go in, I had quite a lot of cheese.
I no longer know what I want for dinner.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:51,
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urghthe terrible realisation is that my choice is probably omlette and oven chips or pasta and something or other. Neither of these things is what I actually want. This whole 'trying to make my trousers feel bigger' thing is not going well
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:54,
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I'm not a fan of oven chips.I'd rather make my own.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:55,
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I can't be arsedand if I did have potatoes, I'd make mash. Mmmm sausages and mash. Shame I have no sausages
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:56,
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Do a baked potato - start in the microwave to save cooking time, then finish in the oven. The inside should be just like mash if done correctly. No peeling, no mashing (or ricing if you have one of those gadgets) or messing about.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:58,
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i don't have a potato(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:01,
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"and that was his first mistake"(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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Sad news Battered.Uncle Ben died today.
No more Mister rice guy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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(c) book of poor jokes. 1989 edition. Edit: Sorry we didn't meet at the weekend. I may be in Bristol in a few weeks with work. Will let you know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:06,
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I'm still saving up to get the 1990 edition.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:07,
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I have copies of NOT 1982 and NOT 1983As produced by Not the Nine O'Clock News. Found them in the back of the cupboard the other day. TRUFAX
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:59,
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I've got all issues of Viz from issue 3 to today.Can't afford to buy issues 1 & 2 to complete the collection.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:18,
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Ain't you got a stock of Elven Lembas Bread for such occasions(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:01,
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You'll never go questing at this rate Jeff(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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If questing is a bit like LARPing then you're right. I'll never go.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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I never had you down as a LARPer Rory.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:08,
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There's loads of hot fat chicks, what's there not to like.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:14,
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nahran out not long after the elves went west. They won't release their cookbook until christmas, and then it'll be an import
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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LOL it's great being larpers and sharing 'in jokes' (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:04,
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HUMMM, chips and a curry sauce might possibly hopefully be awesome and cheap.I donno, I just donno. o2 are doing my head in, I think one of the companies I was playing around with getting a new contract with is transfering my phone maybe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:52,
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And the account is in Ma's name 'cus they don't let you change it and when I first got it 5 years ago, it was a christmas present.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:52,
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you should still be able to transfer the number if you wish - your mum will probably need to sign the paperwork though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:25,
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They're being right fucking cunts, I can't do anything on the account, and somehow it got barred "at customer request", I can't unbar it, I can't do anything, and I'll sware down on my own life that Ma' didn't do it. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:44,
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Next time I call them, I'm going to go under my Ma's name and claim it's a yiddish thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:44,
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HTC Titan =D(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:12,
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Oh yeah,in answer to your question this morning which I missed;
I got a Samsung Galaxy S2 and I am very happy with it.
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Alright BM?It looks good, but I'm not sure if I like Android without that Sense thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:27,
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I'll not profess to know a lot about it,It appealed to me, like. It does everything I wanted. That's about all I can say.
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I like that Zinger Tower Burger one with the two hotwings and the coalslaw and the chips.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:29,
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I could really go for a currybut I had takeaway last weekend, and I'm only allowed two a month - I don't want to use up my allowance so early in October.
So it'll probably be fishfingers for me, or possibly scrambled eggs on toast.
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I came home on tuesdayand everything had been done. The only mess in there now is mine from last night.
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possiblyI think it had considerably more to do with the 'tidy' housemate coming back from holiday and (i suspect) pitching a fit.
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I just loled at 'fish fingers'. What a vile creature I am.Only two a month? How comes?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:28,
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part financial and part lolfatty reasonsthat doesn't include going out to dinner though, I do that too but tennis boy usually pays.
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hmmI don't think this has ever happened to me. I need to be hotter
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:35,
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Or more of a slut. Men will shell out if they think they're going to get a return on their investment.Ahem. Not me obviously, being a married man and all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:39,
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this is what he saysbut it makes me feel bad. so occasionally i'll stealthily pay on the way back from the loo or something.
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no reason to feel bad. Treat him in other ways from time to time. You know - clothes, cinema tickets, oral etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:40,
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I doI'm awesome girlfriend material, me. Also, I cook nice stuff for him all the time as well as the sexy pants treatment.
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Where is Tennis Boy taking you this weekend?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:48,
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he isn't, I don't thinkhe's all stressed out with car stuff and mortgage stuff. we might go to the cinema if there's anything decent on.
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The mortgage stuff I was up to speed with.What has happened to his car?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'spending a penny'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:46,
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Nah', equal rights, unless it's coming out a joint bank account.And if that's happening with Berk and Tennis Boy, then there really is no hope for me at all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:42,
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Depends how much I like them(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06,
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Ahh, that's cool, I thought that was all the eating out you do at all.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:43,
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Fish fingers.... eating out....Gonz. Really.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:52,
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It's almost like getting tattooed has altered his state of mind(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:53,
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You say that.... But I'm not sure I've noticed any real difference!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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Well, really, you're having fish fingers, or you're eating out, you're not going to be doing both, unless you're really greedy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:15,
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I mean, I suppose it's fine to have a few fish fingers and think "Fuck this, I could go for some proper nosh" and then eat out.Or you could go and eat out but then think to yourself "I wish I didn't even start eating out, I don't really like this, this is quite borring and I'm getting nothing out of it" and go for fish fingers instead.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:16,
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Fish and chips from Jackson's chippy in town.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:23,
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I had kebab meat and chips from moo:baa on Tuesdayfucking pretentious name for a pizza/burger/doner/pie emporium if you ask me.
This evening I cooked a rib-eye steak and got it absolutely perfect. It was so good that I'm sad now that I didn't buy the big one. Practically melted in my mouth.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:03,
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Indian would've been really nicewhat I actually had was carrots, celery and a couple of spicy lamb meat balls.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05,
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My mother and my sister sniggered in exactly the same waywhen I brought the plates into the dining room
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06,
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I note the plural of plate has been used....Are you really watching what you eat?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:08,
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Mother, father, sister= plates. And I've been doing badly because of the sheer amount of cakes and chocolates lying around the place here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:09,
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heheheSorry for calling your plating skills into question.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:10,
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I'm going to skip the weigh in this weekI think it'll depress me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:12,
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Don't worry about your weight. Just try and find a shape you're happy with!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:14,
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This advice is too sensiblebut the shape I'd be happy with is slim
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:15,
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Invest in a corsetslim + megaboobage = win
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:25,
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Pirate wench?I reckon you could pull that off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:41,
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There is a statue of Amberl on the bar on the pier.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:42,
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I couldn't pull any sort of wench off(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:46,
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OH MY DEAR SWEET AMBERL !/ac
Stop this foolishness, you're worth so much more than that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:22,
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You're really not that big.In fact, I'd say you're just right... if it helps you at all, if it'll make you feel better, I wouldn't say 'no'. I mean, at first I would, but it wouldn't be 'cus of your size, it would be more to save face, you know, so I can respect myself in the morning and all my friends won't think I'm a complete slutbag.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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curiouslyit was today that my ipod chose to stop working...i think it's HAUNTED!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:13,
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oh wait, i rememberthat most haunted thing, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:20,
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:)www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:20,
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not watching it, it freaks me outI know it's not real, but the fact they take it seriously is a bit weird and i don't like it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:24,
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Watch this instead then.www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G6FFkYO5vM&feature=related
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:25,
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You'd like to think she'd have learnt to keep a straight face.Her acting was never that bad in Seaview.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:28,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4whoY4XjoM
I'm sure the gibbon was called Hogan.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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Well I remember it being on BBC1 as well.Do you remember a similar sort of shitty drama about some kid who wanted to play tennis?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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The Life and Times of Tennis Boy(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:52,
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No, that's the book berk is working on.I'll try and find more info on this show I'm trying to think of.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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I'm not sure that'd be altogether that exciting a book, to be honest.probably not a bestseller.
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Both you are Amberl will be far too young to remember this BBC show I'm trying to think of.This annoys me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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i'm oldbut I don't remember it either
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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I knew I hadn't made it up!www.tvcream.co.uk/?p=4042
I'd have been 8 when that was on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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did you do nothing but watch telly i the 80s?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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Hey Captain.There was a book of the series
www.abebooks.co.uk/Break-point-Burnham-Jeremy-BBC/846259081/bd
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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See ^ I knew I'd find it.I'll bet Tennis Boy would love to watch it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:07,
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Can you hear me? Margaret? Are you there?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:17,
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Straight in here with a whingeThe Fucking Manic Street preacher cunts are, it appears, ridin' high in the popular music charts with a cover of "This is the day". I've just heard it on some shite commercial station in the taxi back from the boozer.
This, to me, is the equivalent of laying a turd on a grave.
If the talentless bastards can't write their own fucking songs any more why don't they cover s-club 7 or something equal to their stature? Or even better, why don't they just follow their leader and jump off a fucking bridge.
Shite Welsh Shitshites.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:04,
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Also, for some reason unknown to me(but probably to do with the X Factor), Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls is back in the charts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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Equally disgracefulI've calmed down a bit now. I might have been ranting at the middle aged Asian taxi driver about the travesty I was being subjected to. Poor bugger.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:20,
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B3th, I'm in my knickers and t-shirt, I'm not going out, I have no food for a meal in the house, it's late, I'm having two mince pies with clotted cream for super tonight. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is, and if you don't like, you know where the door is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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Gonz - I've just seen an advert on the telly with PUGS in it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:34,
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Oh awesome, what aws it advertising?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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Where in the world..... P U G World.There's millions of smiles all under one roof, it's pugs-r-us pugs-r-us Pugs-R-Us
*kicks a pug up the bum, sending it flying into a wall*..... instead of asda's bum-slapping.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:46,
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I don't know, they were stealing petrol.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:51,
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Are they nice knickers? Does the T Shirt go down to the bottom of them, or do you have a bit of sexy midriff showing?Enquiring minds need to know.
I haven't had any dinner either, as my lolpain is making me feel really sick.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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It does, it glows in the dark and has a picture of a cat on a jetpack saying "Science is a verb now".And my knickers are black boxers from marks'n'sparks that you can just see showing around the leg under the shirt.
I still think you can forget Channel, Gouchee and all that, the sexiest thing a girl can wear is her fella's hoody or t-shirt or...well... any top really (that is 3 sizes too big) and some cute knickers under it, maybe with some jogging bottoms if they're nipping to the shops. I'm a big fan of comfort, me. And it's nice afterwards when you go to wear it and it smells of Girl.
Oh Damn b3th, fo'sho', can you get anything a bit strong on the old pill tablets? I know they can make you naucous though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:45,
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I do thisboy's shirt and my pants. It looks better on girls from off the telly though.
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I can probably Google photos of girls on the telly wearing this.... however......(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:51,
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And you're 100% entirely sure that Field Ping Pong Fella is the right choice? I mean, not being completely self serving while remaining hopefully optimistic and all that....... but can you really see misery-guts cheering up?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:52,
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Genuine laugh at 'field ping pong'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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Everything looks better on those girls.To be fair, I'd probably look cute in that get up, if I had my face and hair done. Straight out of bed, though? Not so much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:53,
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That's the thing with that look, the thing about it, is that it looks like comfort and cozy, so looking like however you do without make up and having bed-hair, adds to it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:57,
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You really don't want to see me without make up.I'm not one of those naturally radiant girls. I'm extremely shiny, and quite red.
as the gardener said to teh art mistress.....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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I'm not sure there are any women at all who are naturally radiant.I'm surely as hell not.
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*Lowers sights and crosses naturally radiant off the list of essentials*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:09,
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The only thing you are likely to see me looking naturally in the morning is a) sleepy
b) haggard
c) damp from the shower.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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you didn't really want to cross out "the" there, did you?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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the specific or the general, I suppose(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:37,
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C'mon now, let's not turn this into a low-self-esteem game.Every picture of you I've seen, I've not thought once "Oh man, she's ugly", not in the slightest. Visually you have many good points, including a lovely smile and eyes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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I'm not trying to fish for compliments or anythingbut as I have been told on many occasions, I'm hardly a supermodel. And all teh photos I allow to be seen in public have been very carefully vetted. There are many, many more that will *never* be shown to anyone. Ever.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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b3th.Let's be honest here. Both of us (and, I dare say ALL OF US) are unlikely to grace the cover of Vogue.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:18,
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I've been in 'Antiques trader' magazineNow that was a shit photo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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Were you trying to buy a new husband or were you just happy to sell your current one?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:22,
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I'll let you into a little secret, the only people who are into supermodels, that I know at least, are actual real life pricks who you want fuck all to do with.I don't want a show home of a flat, I want a flat I can chill out and relax in and not worry about dropping some pasta on the floor.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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Keepin' it real Gonz!I don't want 'the dream' I want to live 'my' dream.
Is there anything more romantic than sharing a bag of chip-shop chips on a windy promenade?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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Roota was upset at the thought of donkey punching.Assure her that no donkeys were harmed in the making of 'pier bash'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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i shall be seeing her in a matter of months.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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Well, if you punch a donkey between now and then, say I had nothing to do with it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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I was i listening to "The Ricky Gervais" podcast called 'Philosphy'.They asked Carl that if he can have the perfect life, what would he change, and he said after a little while "Ermm..... I'd call the gas man and they'd fix the boiler first time".
I really like that, his life to him is perfect, he wouldn't change a thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26,
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Are you sure you want someone you can sit in?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:31,
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one of the young ladies in our office was wearing one of those stockbroker shirts todaywhite collar and cuffs and [whatever that bit with the buttonholes is called], blue rest of shirt with a few white pinstripes, you know the sort.
Surprisingly hot look.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:36,
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I'd look like a scruffy man(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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I can't believe how many OT girls would be willing to try on berks pantsNot that I'd expect them to be unclean or anything, but I'm just surprised.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:56,
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It would reinforce the man look(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:56,
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HEY! AMBERL!!!!!ITV2 at 10.45pm
You're on the TELLY!!!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00,
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HahahaDon't mess with Amberl, Jeff. She'll slap you right down.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:03,
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Don't I know it.She is proper nails.
Talking of nails. Apologies. I meant to give you some money at PIER BASH for throwing yourself off a high-thing. Next time, I will.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:04,
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Don't worry about that.The money I raised has been handed over, and the note of thanks I was promised never appeared.
If i wasn't such a sweet, forgiving type, I might phone them up just to ask if their mummies ever taught them how to write thank you letters.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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The mummies are probably too distressed to write letters.Given that their kids have just died.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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The Fattest woman in the world(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:04,
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You're really not fat.Have a word with yourself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Remember what we said the other dayWhatever the scales say you weigh, take a stone off of that. in my case, that still makes me a good stone overweight, but it makes me feel a bit better.
And don't believe BMI charts. They are not designed for women with curves.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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And their flight schedules are shit too.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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Nah', I reckon you'd look cute like that, fo'sho'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:58,
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Except with huge boobsand so in fact, very little like a man at all. And you're meant to look rumpled and bedhaired.
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You mean you have a conversation all three of you understand.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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I like to play that too, I think the game works a bit slower for boys though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:16,
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I had the 'look like a man' discussionwith my friend, who thought about it and said I'd be a hot man, and that my breasts would translate into, and I quote 'a horse cock'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Well I'm buggered either way thenand for god's sake woman you are NOT FAT.
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Oddly, I've just made a similar comment.If Amberl really wants to make some life-improvements, she could take some golf lessons.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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Lesson twoThe 'smash the commie in the face'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:14,
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Lesson Three.*Ordering an ice-cream that looks like a good idea at the time, but on reflection, it's a bit big, and Jeff 'have you spotted a bin anywhere?'*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:16,
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At least you got in the spirit of things.Blousie had a coffee and I had nowt!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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Me and CQ had double flavourscos we is well ard, innit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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I love ice cream and sunshine and seasideI wish I'd been able to go :(
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berk.If it'll make you happy, we'll go next year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:27,
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Gonz likes BrightonMaybe he could organise something?
I'll take you RIGHT UP THE PROMENADE if that's what you'd like.
Alternatively, can we just go to the cafe that features in Quadrophenia?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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If it does, is that an acceptance?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:32,
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Woo - You'll be my prom queen!Oh I do like to be beside the sea-side.
Oh I do like to be beside the sea.
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom,
Where the brass-band play 'FUCK OFF WEST BROM'
Just incase Lighty reads this
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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*points two fingers at eyes**points fingers at Jeff*
Don't make us come down there and beat you 5-1 again.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:39,
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#Sings....'You're not as good as Blackpool!'
(Who beat us 5-0)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:40,
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I was busy buying a dozen sticks of rock.Which I left in my bag. Which was at Boyce Towers come the evening of the great bash Boyce.
Not to be out done, I left it behind when I left. I assumed he'd appreciate a few 'rocks'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26,
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I read that as 'great gash boyce'which didn't really surprise me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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I'll tell Lusty you said that.Then you'll be in trouble.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:29,
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Lesson four'Give some chavvy oiks a good fucking slap for trying to start something'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:18,
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Lesson five*Look after Jeff in case it kicks off at the bus stop back in Bristol*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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*Thinks of woeful performance*and that wasn't a complaint about weight, but my long face.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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There are more important things you'd not want to under perform in.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:14,
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Hah, horses'n'courses and all that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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lolzdamnyouautocorrect.com/12929/extra-income-3/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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Is there anything to be gained from a comment over here?I'm less angry than before.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:47,
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The Cunting Manic Fucking Street Tossing PreachersSee above for details.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:52,
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It's usually bad tempered northern men that knack it(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:55,
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And I've knacked it againTomorrow I must work out where my car is.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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