I just loled at 'fish fingers'. What a vile creature I am.
Only two a month? How comes?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

part financial and part lolfatty reasons
that doesn't include going out to dinner though, I do that too but tennis boy usually pays.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)

A gentleman should always pay.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)

hmm
I don't think this has ever happened to me. I need to be hotter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Or more of a slut. Men will shell out if they think they're going to get a return on their investment.
Ahem. Not me obviously, being a married man and all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)

this is what he says
but it makes me feel bad. so occasionally i'll stealthily pay on the way back from the loo or something.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)

no reason to feel bad.
Treat him in other ways from time to time. You know - clothes, cinema tickets, oral etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I do
I'm awesome girlfriend material, me. Also, I cook nice stuff for him all the time as well as the sexy pants treatment.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Where is Tennis Boy taking you this weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

he isn't, I don't think
he's all stressed out with car stuff and mortgage stuff. we might go to the cinema if there's anything decent on.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)

The mortgage stuff I was up to speed with.
What has happened to his car?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'spending a penny'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Nah', equal rights, unless it's coming out a joint bank account.
And if that's happening with Berk and Tennis Boy, then there really is no hope for me at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Depends how much I like them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Ahh, that's cool, I thought that was all the eating out you do at all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Fish fingers.... eating out....
Gonz. Really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

It's almost like getting tattooed has altered his state of mind

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)

You say that.... But I'm not sure I've noticed any real difference!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Well, really, you're having fish fingers, or you're eating out, you're not going to be doing both, unless you're really greedy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I mean, I suppose it's fine to have a few fish fingers and think "Fuck this, I could go for some proper nosh" and then eat out.
Or you could go and eat out but then think to yourself "I wish I didn't even start eating out, I don't really like this, this is quite borring and I'm getting nothing out of it" and go for fish fingers instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)