C'mon now, let's not turn this into a low-self-esteem game.
Every picture of you I've seen, I've not thought once "Oh man, she's ugly", not in the slightest. Visually you have many good points, including a lovely smile and eyes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not trying to fish for compliments or anything
but as I have been told on many occasions, I'm hardly a supermodel. And all teh photos I allow to be seen in public have been very carefully vetted. There are many, many more that will *never* be shown to anyone. Ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

b3th.
Let's be honest here. Both of us (and, I dare say ALL OF US) are unlikely to grace the cover of Vogue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I've been in 'Antiques trader' magazine
Now that was a shit photo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Were you trying to buy a new husband or were you just happy to sell your current one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Aha. Ha. Ha ha ha ha.
*cough*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Sorry. I was only asking.
:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I'll let you into a little secret, the only people who are into supermodels, that I know at least, are actual real life pricks who you want fuck all to do with.
I don't want a show home of a flat, I want a flat I can chill out and relax in and not worry about dropping some pasta on the floor.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Keepin' it real Gonz!
I don't want 'the dream' I want to live 'my' dream.

Is there anything more romantic than sharing a bag of chip-shop chips on a windy promenade?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Yeah, probably.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Like punching a donkey?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

They wouldn't let me!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Roota was upset at the thought of donkey punching.
Assure her that no donkeys were harmed in the making of 'pier bash'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

i shall be seeing her in a matter of months.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Well, if you punch a donkey between now and then, say I had nothing to do with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I was i listening to "The Ricky Gervais" podcast called 'Philosphy'.
They asked Carl that if he can have the perfect life, what would he change, and he said after a little while "Ermm..... I'd call the gas man and they'd fix the boiler first time".

I really like that, his life to him is perfect, he wouldn't change a thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Are you sure you want someone you can sit in?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

He's spent too long living with TGB

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)