Gay men trying to prove they are straight might do...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I can imagine that he told his mates that she was crying when he asked her why she was a hooker.
But the reality was certainly that he was the one blubbing his eyes out when she asked him why a man with such a wonderful physique was visiting a hooker.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

because, al, he has Issues about women due to his mother and crippling shyness
so you think having a rippling 6 pack makes up for issues? ok, you go off and get a 6-pack just like his (and BGB can back me up on just how amazing he looks as i bored her with photos), and then we can see how many of your inadequacies it cures!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Wow, you know what I reckon would really help me if I had LoLmentaL issues?
It would be having my girlfriend telling a hole load of strangers all about my mental issues and the fact that I resorted to having to pay women to fuck me. That would sort me right out in a shot.

Edit - or even a whole load of strangers. The stranger wouldn't have to be in holes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

it wouldn't help your spelling though would it
you supercilious illiterate fucktard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I noticed and edited before you did.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

But lets not get oversensitive about the fact that your boyfriend has crippling mental illness.
Lets not forget, he is still a DEMON IN THE SACK.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

if you weren't quite such an illiterate supercilious fucktard
you would not have made that error in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Okay, we get it, you know how supercilious is spelt. Have a gold star.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

na, you're ok
keep it to cover up your wife's bingo wings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)