Hmmm, probably not the thing that's missing in your life
that you have to spend all your time either at work or out drinking and then telling everyone about just how AMAZING your HOT boyfriend is. Which you then spoilt a bit by telling us all that he's hilariously mental.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FFS
Why don't the pair of you just get a room and have hot, sweaty angry sex and get all the tension out of your systems?

You're both clearly hot for each other.

I'll even spring for a room at the Premier Inn for the both of you if you like.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I suspect it's small man syndrome
and I'm not talking about your physical stature here
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

not sure if you mean me or al
i'm not a man but i wish my physical stature was a bit smaller!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I was sticking up for you!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Now, in case you notice I'm not replying for a little while
and decide to get your Armani knickers in a twist and declare yourself "INTERNET VICTOR" I thought I'd better let you know that I have to make some phone calls so I won't be posting for a while.

Have a nice morning.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

totally bookmarking this (well i don't know how to do a bookmark but i will remember it)
for the next time al calls anyone else self-obsessed...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)