This has nothing to do with either question
but my bacon and egg bap has arrived, and it is magnificent.

I thought you'd all want to know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

As I've mentioned before, bacon and egg is magnificent.
It won us an empire.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

If by "us" you mean "me"
and by "empire" you mean "enormous sense of satisfaction shortly to be followed by the sort of poo that poems should be written about", then I agree.

And I think that is what you meant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I do hope you're going to tell the internet all about this epic poo.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I feel the rumblings of a popular page post

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Bacon makes it worthwhile.
Really, I'm trying not to hit people at the moment, and it's not even 11am. 3 weeks to show someone how to use a mouse, and it still hasn't kicked in. Really, it's not that complex.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Which bit can't they get?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

The clicking.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I had that problem with one of my old dears
we got there eventually though. I basically held my hand over hers and pressed the fingers down for her. After a while she got the hang of it.
And being as I'm a lady type and she's older than Jesus, it wasn't full on creepy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)