I suspect it's not the weather
I'm going for "weakened immune system caused by constantly only consuming 400 calories a day even though you no more need to lose weight than I need lessons in being right, ONLINE"

I'll give you odds of 3 to 1
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This^
I was going to post something about this today. Unless you have been injecting jaffa cakes directly into your heart since your facebook pics were posted, then you dont need to lose weight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I MUCH prefer chocolate digestives
*mainlines lard*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I've got a shitty immune system anyway
but why would I get a cold *just* as the weather changes? Correlation not causation eh?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

colds have nothing to do with temperature or weather.
there may be a slight correlation with constant temperature changes from outside to inside having a tiny effect on the immune system, but mostly people just conveniently "remember" getting colds in the autumn and winter and forget summer ones.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Additionally, people are indoors more when it is cold and in close proximity
This means the cold can more easily be passed on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I don't usually get colds
which is why this one is annoying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

eat pies.
you can trust me, I'm a doctor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Then you won't want the NHS
clogged up with obesity
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

If you're fat I'm the fucking pope.


the fucking
fucking the

before someone else does it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

A man who'll fuck a pope has no taste

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

yes, but I'm not fucking the pope, am I.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I had a cold this summer
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I don't believe you
/qotw
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)