So a big Texan man walks into an irish pub in Dublin and declares
"Well now, I hear ya' Irish folk like a drink, Well, I lay down a wager. Five Hundred american dollars to the fella who can down 10 pints of guiness in one sitting, ya'll got one hour to do the deed."

People look at the texan man and everyone ignores him, until 30 minuites later an irish fella goes up to him and says "Is that wager still on?", "Well now, you bet ya' best horse it is.", "Line them up, I'll do it". So the bartender lines up 30 pints of guiness and the irish man makes his way through all of them, without as much as a stop for a breath.

"Gawd Dayum, that's the damnedest thing I ever did see, here's five hundred american dollars. I gotta ask you though, where did you run off to for the first 30 minuites?"

And the irish guy replied "Well, I nipped to the pub down the road to make sure I could do it first".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

An oldy but a goody
A guy rushes up to the bar and says "I've just come from the hospital, I need 10 shots of JD", so without thinking the bar tender lines up 10 shots and the man drinks them one by one, When he gets to the 7th one, the bar tender says "Woh', hold on now, how comes you're drinking them so fast? What is it you've got?" So the man replies "About 50p".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)