Is there anything better than a hot girl texting you saying she loves you?
I don't think there is, only problem is she's three hundred miles away.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:13, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Beer.
one-nil Jeff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

She text me saying it this morning.
This morning Jeff! And she knows I'm such a miserable cunt that she even asked my permission if she was allowed to admit it. Dream woman.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Is she in London?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Yes.
And she supports Fulham, and she hates everything that I hate (which is a lot of things). Like I said, dream woman.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Does she have nice tits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Three hundred miles isn't so bad
I've had longer distance relationships than that. Of course they all failed, largely due to the distance, too.

Hm, at some point during this post I stopped sounding encouraging.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Yes, there is living with a hot girl who loves you.
And marrying a hot girl who loves you.

And having children with a hot girl who loves you.

And Fish and Chips.

That's 4 things just off the top of my head.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I agree on fish and chips.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Hey Barry, you like your coats
www.superdry.com/mens/jackets/details/30985/technical-windcheater

What's your opinion on this?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Not being Barry, I expect my opinion to count for very little.
But...

It's a nice enough jacket except for one thing. It's a superdry jacket, which means you'll end up being a walking superdry billboard. If they didn't have such obvious logos on their stuff, I'd have bought some of it by now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I don't normally like that kind of thing on jackets
but I tried it on yesterday and the wife said it looked really good and I've seen lots of people wearing them and thought they looked good.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I tried one of these on the other day
uk.thenorthface.com/tnf-uk-en/men/jackets/men-s-stone-sentinel-insulated-jacket.html#/item=men's_stone_sentinel_insulated_jacket_1

I was surprised at how much better it looked being worn than it did on the rail. Saying that, I'm not about to drop that amount of cash on something I'll get bored with, so I'm unlikely to buy it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah, that's an insane amount to spend on an item of clothing.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Thing is though, it's probably better value than a suit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Two hundred quid is my absolute limit.
And at that price I'll sell stuff to make up most of the money. Just did that and bought a jacket for, funnily enough, two hundred quid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm a bit of a snob.
I do not like Superdry, mainly because of the twats you see knocking about in those stupid t-shirts with 'SUPERDRY' emblazoned on it three hundred times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)