Really?
I think you're doing it wrong in that case.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

meh, it's probably just blocked, but as far as I can see getting the doc to syringe it is the only answer to that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I'd be more concerned with how he managed to get ear AIDS

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Once you go black, you go deaf.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Pardon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

It's a quote from family guy
which will be entirely lost on you if you haven't watch the episode.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I've never seen Family Guy.
I'm sure I'm probably missing out, but I don't care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

The first few series were good
I haven't watched much of the new stuff because it was pants.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I've just had a toffee crisp.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I've just had a caramel
it had been in the car during the hot weather so it looked terrible, but waste not want not.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I've not had a Cadbury's caramel in ages.
I'll try and resolve that next week.

How did the painting go this afternoon? Did you make tennis boy drape himself over the bonnet of the car whilst you started sketching?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Pfft, no
he's at work, and I haven't told him I'm doing it in case it turns out shit. I'll surprise him with it if it's good. So far it's so-so, I'm having a rest whilst I get the crick out of my neck and knees from sitting hunched over on the floor.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Well I hope it turns out lovely, and that tennis boy is dead impressed
And that he doesn't sell the car before you finish it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Nah, he'd rather sell a kidney than his beloved classic motor
I know this for fact.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Does he love his car more than he loves you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Oh, almost certainly.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

That's a shame berk.
I building up to a 'old banger' joke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)