Speaking of which:
(attempt 3...)


(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i have some of that in a can

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)

You have a can of 'berk fingers'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

yes
why do you think she only shows her left hand?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Because she is holding the camera in her other hand.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

nope!
because I cut all her fingers off and pickled them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Yee-Haa!
It's picklin' time!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

What did you fill them with?
*Note, the answer WITH A SPOON/KNIFE! won't be accepted*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Pumpkin and merguez with some creme fraiche and onion
NB, proper pumpkin, none of this disgusting carving pumpkin stuff which tastes of grainy nothing, and merguez are spicy lamb/beef sausages.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)

What I find more amazing is that with such small hands, you play the piano.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I have surprisingly big hands for a girl my size.
they were quite big ravioli.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)

You know what they say about girls with big hands...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

It's a bugger to find gloves that fit?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Big hands, big gloves!
You know it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

... they're good at tennis?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

good indifferent. Sadly.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Read tennis as a euphemism

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Oh, I see
well, I've had no complaints.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)

i don't even know what merguez is
but i'm jealous of your abilities
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

You could read berk's description?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

oh yeah
sorry i drowned in my own saliva before I got to that bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

I could explain to you how to make them
I promise you it wasn't very hard, just time consuming.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I think we all know what'll happen.
Captain will start making them, then look out the kitchen window and notice how a tree looks a bit like a unicorn, so she'll stop cooking, grab a camera and go off and have some out-door adventure.

The come home later and have a chicken burger with oven chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Something like that, yes, probably.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Please don't mock me berk :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)

i wish I could defend myself
from this accusation, but I just saw a shiny thing out of the corner of my eye

laters!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)

:-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Oh wow, they look fabulous, what's the filling?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

See above
the pasta was too thick though.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

In all seriousness, if I one day marry a girl like you, I'll die with a smile on my face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Bless you Gonz
you'll find an awesome lady to have cooking experiments and lots of sex with, I'm sure.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Finger's crossed !
In the mean time, if you could just tell me all of Field Ping Pong Fella's allergies, along with his favorite restaurant....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

He doesn't have any that I know of, I'm afraid
but he really doesn't like tomatoes, and likes greek food, if that's any help?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Hmm, not really, I'd have to use my imagination a bit more.
Although I did hear liking greek food and not liking tomartoes and being fond of tennis... is a sure-fire sign that someone can only hold negative intentions for any 'loved ones', I say 'loved ones' in speechmarks because, if this WHO report is right, they have no souls in order to love someone, not like normal people.

I'm not saying it's true, it might be something I just made up on the top of my head for some self-serving manor, but I wouldn't just dismiss it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Hahaha!

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)