But I'll bet you got some big pressies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Not really.
People would give me one normal sized present, and say 'that's for your xmas too'.

i mean, it's not like my birthday came as a surprise. It was teh same bastard date every year. They should have been able to plan for it.

DJ's birthday is in April, and nobody ever gave him an easter egg and said 'and that's for your birthday too'.

Oh look, I got started on it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Still bitter much?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Noooooo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I shall call you John Smiths.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Because she's the only bitter available in pretentious, overpriced shitholes, and she's liable to make you throw up and/or give you a hangover on the Richter scale the next morning?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Nope, because, like the John Smiths
she's not bitter.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

So basically you're calling her foul shite that's only drinkable because it doesn't give you cramps and gas, or shatter your teeth with its coldness?
Smooth.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Personally I quite like it, in it's Extra Smooth incarnation, anyway.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)