My housemate is a lazy retarded fuckface. Tell me how to sort him out.
Also will anyone miss me when I go to the states?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:48, 47 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sit on him Bob.
Alt: No.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

To be fair he was on the phone yesterday in the lounge after trashing it so I shoved him over
As I walked past. And he was stood by my cupboard this morning so i opened it onto his head
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

so the new house is going well, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Everyone else is sound. He is a douche.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

fuck his shit right up
motherfucker.

alt: someone might, don't know who
I always like to imagine how long at any one point it would be before someone found my rotting corpse if I died. Not bad at the moment, I think I'm down to about a day. Unless it's a weekend.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I reckon mine would be years

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

that's the advantage of having a job

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Burn...
Wales is shit innit
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

yes
at least you get to leave eventually, I think I'm stuck here for life :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Come to caerleon you can see eng

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

-land?
yeah, you can from here, too. Well from just down the road on a clear day.

I went to Caleon the other day for a meeting. Turns out the meeting was in the new campus in town. Man, newport is depressing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I'm watching Sherlock Holmes at the moment
I suggest drowning him in the bath

Don't ask questions you won't like the answers to.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

bath of acid
but proper acid, vinegar won't do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Fluoroantimonic is best, but if you can't make/handle it then conc sulphuric will do the job.
A very concentrated solution of caustic soda could work well too.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

*bookmarks link*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Also you'll arouse less suspicion if you go round buying caustic soda, as it's often used as a heavy-duty cleaner and drain unblocker.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

A bottle of One-Shot from B&Q will do it.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

and One Sheet from Plenty
will clear it up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I wonder why they changed it from Bounty?
do you think people were trying to mop up spills with chocolate bars?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)

New one or old one?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

The 2009 one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Oh, the film?
the new one is out soon. God I love Robert Downey Jr.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Me too.
He made that film watchable
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I thought it was a good giggle actually
certainly not great cinema, but good fun.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

This is about my own opinion too
But then I find it hard not to like stuff with him in. I have a massive man-crush on him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Have you seen
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? I thought that was a great film.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Not yet
will add it to my lovefilm queue
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Do so
I found it greatly entertaining.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)

It was excellent
Val Kilmer was pretty funny as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Always up for recomendations
especially with mr downey in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I need to top up my lovefilm actually
perhaps we should have a film thread one evening in the week.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Right.
I'm going to bed.

Good night Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

night

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Boo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Night Jeff, sleep well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Goose Island
On the corner of Grand/Clybourne.

Best boozer in Chicago. Red line station right outside.

Second best - Plymouth Bar - just inside the loop.

plymouthgrill.com/
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

On reflection, I'm revising that.
Plymouth is the best boozer in Chicago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

I don't know, that depends how good their aim is!!!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

wayhay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I'm hardbto miss

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I missed you
at pier bash.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

It's mammary time
Do we still do that? It was a short lived phase.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

it died a death.
but you and me could bring it back.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Like the Green Cross Code man
I'm not always here.

However - as I have a big lie-in then work in the afternoon - small, pert, breasts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I think I have to sleep now
nighty night one and all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

night night hippy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Alabaster bosoms
Night all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)