This will not work
You underestimate how fucking picky Mrs Cow is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Spam on fucking toast then.
Meh, wimmin.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I try not to eat processed meat,
on the grounds that it's one step above cat food, tastes of grease and salt and is linked to all sorts of nasties, strokes blood pressure etc.
I do like the occasional Doner Kebab though, but rarely.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)