So they'll let you have babies in club, but they don't like it?
Well surely the appropriate response to that is "Fuck you, I'm paying a fuckign fortune to sit here, unless you actually say I can't bring the baby then you'd better start pandering to my every need.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

having been on holiday with my nieces and nephew
on several occasions, i think a good compromise would be to drug all babies up to the eyeballs before the little cunts are allowed anywhere near a plane full of people who don't want to listen to 8 hours of screaming. or maybe ball gags. that would stop the screaming but not the smell of nappies. hmm.

maybe they should have baby planes and just shove all the kids on them together? people could pick them up from the conveyor belts at the other end.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

There should be smokers only flights too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

and hot topless rugby player flights
i would happily push the duty free trolley on that one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)