well i can't delete this now
it's taken over the chat from the enthralling bbc newslink below.

but there is no alt. can off-topic survive this shattering blow?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Call a H(alt) to proceedings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Have you gone home yet, you nob?

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

of course not!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Nob!

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

shut it
or i'll text you a picture of my pussy... tonsils.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Whatever it is you send
it'll look like a nob to me.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

That didn't come out right.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Push it back in
I don't think anyone noticed
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

you massive bender

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It's true
he admitted to fancying Darth yesterday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

woahwoahwoah
this is libellous.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Talk to my lawyer
Ms R Swipe of Sue, Grabbit and Runne.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

show me!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Does it really matter what the original thread is?
We just need a push start so we can get on with the sniping, back-biting, bad puns and strikethroughs. It's all about the sub-threads and the insults...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

You would say that wouldn't you
you think you're so much better than us, well you're not, mr 'tangledupinbluepoo'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Ooo clever
*weeps*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)