At school I was leaning with my hand on my chin listening to the teacher and I dozed off
my elbow slipped off the desk and I stabbed myself in the forehead with the pencil I was holding.

It really hurt, but no one had seen what I did so I demonstrated to them what had happened and why I was in pain. And promptly stabbed myself again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Excellent.
Bonus points for complete idiocy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Was it true, or an urban myth, that a girl stuck a pencil up her nose and someone slamed her head on the table and it killed her?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not sure that being a dozy idiot qualifies me as an expert on this.
But I'm guessing Urban Myth. Like the one about the person who put pencils up their nose and slammed their head into the desk to kill themselves in an exam.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

That could very well be the story that I'm talking about but I've got it wrong at some point.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)