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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OH EM GEE
The local news programme has just announced a story about a national pole dancing contest.

I shall watch it and feel empowered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Points West is shit now that Isabel Webster has left.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
That blonde bird who usually fronts the programme
has the weirdest tits. None of her outfits ever look like they fit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
She has a weird face as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
She does seem to be a bit duck-y tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Her eyebrows are too high
And her cheek bones make it look like she has spent 30 years sucking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Maybe they're pointing west too?

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
It's possible berk.
*Waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Hi Jeff
*waves back*
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Had a good day?
*Waves more enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Hello! *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
*WAVES LIKE A OVERLY EXCITED MONG!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)
How can we tell the difference from usual, then?

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I hope you get a puncture when it rains
*Picks up football, goes home sulking*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Oh dear
not playing now, are we?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Only jestin' berk
I don't know what to have for dinner this evening. What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Pasta with the leftover filling stuff from making ravioli
barely more effort than the chunk of bread I had yesterday. Barely.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Pasta is a resonable shout.
I've not had pasta for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
*wiggles*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
*oggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)
*gropes*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
*reminices*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I read that as 'remixes'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Not bad
busy. Tiring. The usual, really. How about you?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Not bad
busy. Tiring. The usual.

That pretty much sums up my day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

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