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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been lurking for a fair while across this site and I'm looking for a board to settle down on.
The Board is all right. Links seems a bit inbred to me. The people on Talk seem like a good bunch, the main qtow is a bit rubbish but you lot seem to have a bit of chatter going on. What tips would you give me to help make my visit more comfortable?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:12, 268 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Fuck off Bert

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)
isn't that a bit tedious now?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)
It's do old it's new again.
Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
It's OK, I'll still pretend you are Bert if it helps make you feel loved.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
he is yes

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Sorry Chomps, didn't mean to steal you shtick.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I am well zinged

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Again, I can only apologise.
I'll be being witty and charming next.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Here's hoping.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Yeah, I've seen this one.
I'm supposed to fuck my sister or something right?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Quite the opposite.
You most certainly are not supposed to fuck your sister. That's where bert went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I'd suggest admitting something mildly embarrassing now
so you can be plagued by it throughout your time here (should you stay) otherwise you'll get something assigned you may not like as much.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Nothing springs to mind.
Ask me some probing questions if you like, maybe something'll come up.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Not in the mood to probe.
You can stay memeless and dull for now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Dull I can do.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Sadly we have lots of this already.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Don't post nsfw links which indicate personal noncery

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7343471
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
start moaning tomorrow how it isnt as good as it was when you joined.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Are you Scots?
Oh ok. Yeah, I'm already getting that feeling.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
it was marginally better before 17:12 to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Save up a number of autocompletes regarding food
You can then participate in most threads with minimal effort
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Sponge is ok. Cheesecake is meh.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
what the hell, chompy?!
are you crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Have chips with that.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I'm not a big fan of pastry either gonz.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
FOOOOOOOOOOOODD

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I'm roasting parsnips with chilli flakes.
Does that count?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
bring me cake and tea each day
then we'll see what we can do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
re-lurk
next lolhilarious sock-puppet please.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)
its almost like you
believe there are only 10 people in the world who just post as different names. You know there are, like 6 billion people in the world, it is possible they are really someone new!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I don't believe you
There is no such thing as new people here.

It's a local board here for local people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Another stock response, good work.
New user with nouse and a sense of humour, I must be a sockpuppet. Very clever, gold star.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
new user waders in expecting to be welcomed like he's something special, must be a cock

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
so you're still feeling poorly, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Just a bit.
mostly just weak and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh, I have no lofty ambition, I may even be a cock.
Actually reading her other replies I see that's par for the course, never mind.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Everyone here is a cock
Some like Quixote are creepy Cocks, but cocks nevertheless
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
alright weesal
it doesn't which board you plump for, all b3tans will be equally loving and friendly towards you xx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
alright broadsword
This lot seem torn between being abusive and dismissive and actually wanting to interact.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I was torn.
Now I'm decided.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Which way did the coin drop?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
You'll be lucky to get a response, he's long gone, pub'o clock time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Back on form I see, sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Someone has to set the standards round here

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Just be yourself.
That is if yourself is a prick or a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
you've spelt weasel wrong
just thought I'd let you know
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)
oh, and I'm not contributing to this thread either
sorry
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Did I miss the genesis of this joke
Or are you genuinely hoping someone will beg you to join in?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Well yeah, because my name is weesal.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Don't fuck your sister
Don't tell anyone anything personal, ever.
Don't ask anyone for titgazzes.
Don't piss off teh scouser.

I think that's it for now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Who's the scouser?
I don't have a sister, and my brothers aren't my type. I don't know why I'd ask for pictures of someone's tits when there's billions of them online already. And I'm kind of a private, boring person so I sometimes make up more interesting facts about myself.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Do you have tattooes or strange sexual habits?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Not yet
and yes.

Oh. you weren't asking me. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I can live with you not having tattooes but I knew you were a dirty girty from the start.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)
And I'm getting a new tattoo : )))))))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)
ooooo, watcha getting?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
An outline of a star on my forearm.
Always wanted a star. I drew it in marker pen today just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Did you gurn while you were drawing it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Yes : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
*belms*
Will it be a plain black one or pretty colours?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
Black. All my tattooes are black.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
Once you go black....
it tends to drop off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
from number thirty ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)
Ha! you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Boom, Boom!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
I have a couple of tattoos
and according to b3th above I shouldn't reveal anything too personal, so I decline to comment on your second question.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
Yay!
Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Don't drag me into this.
If a buch of rabid, sex-starved internet lady types want to know about your sex life, I don't want to be the one who stops them getting what they want.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I do seem to be getting some attention, albeit a tiny bit desperate, despite being just words on a screen.
I like it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Just wait
Once you've started to annoy them, they'll leave you alone. Unless you're Barry from Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
We'll get bored of you soon so don't get big headed.
You'll become just another one of the great unwashed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I don't mind being the fresh meat for as long as your attention spans last.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
you don't get this treatment on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)
This is quite true.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
no wimmins on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
definitely
a shortage of middle-aged sex starved wimmins

mostly they are truckers called Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
Maybe he likes truckers.
you never checked he was straight.

Or under 60 for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
i knew I missed a couple of questions

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
I know I am.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
I thought I might have seen one yesterday but it's so hard to tell when they all look the same.
User baldmonkey just posted this, it's very helpful:
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/txt/survive.txt
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I wouldn't bother with anything he tells you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
No, he's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Oh? It looks like good advice to me.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Silly boy.
This is your second mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
What was my first mistake?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
If I tell you do you promise not to repeat it?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
I haven't read the link to be honest, so it may well be.
/Opinion is just an opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Even if it is, he's still a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Well, yeah, that as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
All the wimmins are here being teh sexeh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Not gonna lie here, there's a fine line between being teh sexeh and appearing a little desperate.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
He's got your number, Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Cavy started with teh grooming, I think she has 'dibs'

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
She can have dibs if I can have sloppy seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I think you should share him.
you'd wear him out in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Is it a he?
Have we figured that out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
He says he is.
apparently he's SUPER HOT
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
the question is, is he as perfect a specimin
as Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
I don't think anybody is.
He's just all of teh awsum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
You see, so many questions you've failed to ask before engaging pandertron.
too late now, he's you're if you want him or not, unless blousie want to trade him for a packet of smokes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Ha! Desperate is only my meme.
You obviously take things too seriously on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
but to be fair you would
jump on him and stick your tongue down his throat given half a chance, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Eh no!
Et tu brute.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
hehehe
i am teh devious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I know you'd not do that Beej
well, not sober anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
I am so misunderstood : (
Where's Rory? He understands me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Okay, i have a question.
There's live football on TV tonight (Scotland, no less) and I *have* to watch it. mr b3th, being a complete weirdo (and I suspect as bent as swipe's bodybuilder) doesn't want to watch it.

How would you suggest I dispose of the body?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
I'm on his side.
Soz!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
That's why I consider him bent.
Real men watch the football, don't they?

I appear to be married to an old woman.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
No, they do not.
Foxtrot watches football.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Hmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
But then again, so do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Real men don't watch football and instead drag you upstairs for a jolly good rogering.
In fact they don't even bother dragging you upstairs, but do it on the sofa.


*gets a bit hot under the collar*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Hmmm, again.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
It's time to move on beff, when was the last time he gave you a poke?
You need a virile young spunkster
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
You could be right, ror.
How are you fixed up?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
I've got a ride at the moment, cheers
Should that change though I could always do with a partner for watching 'cash in the attic'
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
I'm sure she appreciates being called a 'ride'
or do you just mean the special tingle you get when you ride your motorbike?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
Modern women seek to be objectified as an expression of their empowerment over men.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
see below

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Here was me thinking that pole dancing was a slags past time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
Hello new person.
I would have joined in earlier but I've been busy filling in a job application. I haven't finished yet, but am having a rest and a beer because I've got to the bit where you have to explain to the potential employers how you're utterly fantastic and stuff and why they should give you the job. The deadline's not until the 14th, so I've got a bit of time, plus I also want to consider my responses in a measured manner.

Do you like fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Is that one of the questions on the application?
I know we're in a buyer's market, but still, that's a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
No, I just thought I'd put it out there and see if I got a response.
I'm nearly finished my beer, but there's another one in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
Talking of applications....
I'll have another look at your C.V a bit later.

Possibly whilst watching Spain win.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Thank you
but if spain win I shall blame you.

if when
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
Hello Davros' Granddad.
Is your grandson the kebab-shop guy who says "Hello everybodypeeps!"
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
No, fortunately in real life I don't have Grandchildren.
I don't even have children (well, technically I have a stepchild, but none of my own). Which is surprising seeing as I am a 40 year old, currently unemployed northern bloke. By rights I should have great grandchildren by now and be appearing weekly in the Daily Mail as a symbol of broken Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I think I'ma symbol of broke britain.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
alright quendoids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Alright Plummers?
Watcha up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
OH EM GEE
The local news programme has just announced a story about a national pole dancing contest.

I shall watch it and feel empowered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Points West is shit now that Isabel Webster has left.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
That blonde bird who usually fronts the programme
has the weirdest tits. None of her outfits ever look like they fit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
She has a weird face as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
She does seem to be a bit duck-y tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Her eyebrows are too high
And her cheek bones make it look like she has spent 30 years sucking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Maybe they're pointing west too?

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
It's possible berk.
*Waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Hi Jeff
*waves back*
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Had a good day?
*Waves more enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Hello! *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
*WAVES LIKE A OVERLY EXCITED MONG!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)
How can we tell the difference from usual, then?

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I hope you get a puncture when it rains
*Picks up football, goes home sulking*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Oh dear
not playing now, are we?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Only jestin' berk
I don't know what to have for dinner this evening. What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Pasta with the leftover filling stuff from making ravioli
barely more effort than the chunk of bread I had yesterday. Barely.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Pasta is a resonable shout.
I've not had pasta for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
*wiggles*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
*oggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)
*gropes*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
*reminices*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I read that as 'remixes'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Not bad
busy. Tiring. The usual, really. How about you?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Not bad
busy. Tiring. The usual.

That pretty much sums up my day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
OK, off to shoot things
don't break the n00b

laters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
Have a nice Arch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Jeff
I need to discuss ting wit you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Gaz me up honey!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
gimme 10 minutes.
On my way home.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
No problem.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)

honeyFido.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Evening clunge monkeys, what's up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
My cock. And it's going in your mums arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
she's due a service

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Not a lot.
We have a newbie, he seem dull but pretty, so the wimmins are all frothing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
crap newbies are worst of all the newbies
i had a 4 hour nap this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I moved from the bed to the sofa about 11
and then on to the floor a couple of hours back. I'm seriously thinking of putting trousers on and going out to but biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
are you still 'poorly'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
so it would seem.
It's starting to worry me, most of the symptoms have cleared but I have so little energy I'm not even bored by watching crappy TV all day.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
LOLAIDS soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Maybe,maybe
I'm hoping it's a virus of some kind and will shift it's self soon. not that bothered, but kind of bothered about not being bothered about anything TBH.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)
depressive episode maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
It's all men and butts with you tonight, isn't it?
I suspect some foxtrottery.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
You have no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
poor blousie.
i hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)
It's my manly looks that confused him b3th.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Nah, t'was the tits.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
I'd jiggle them if I thought it would elicit a response.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Maybe a wan smile.
Even biscuits are not making me stand up ATM.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
: (
Poor CQ.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
It's really not that bad
I just have no energy or will to move. I get food when I get hungry, otherwise happy enough in front of the telly. I'm just starting to worry this might be permanent.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Think you'll have the boy this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Thank you for that recipe, by the way :)
I am still waiting on Tourette's for hers, unsurprisingly...
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I'm guessing DG's wife.
That Tourettes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Oh, she said she was going to give me a bunch of them
I forget now exactly.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I was supposed to have him last.
I think the plan is to meet up with him and his mum next sat to see a movie of something easy going.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Cool!
He'll be missing you : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)
They'll be like P Diddy and that dead rapper bloke who got shot.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Can I call you "mum" when we are married?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
You can call me whatever you like darling
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I'm the prettiest of the OT boys.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I think Barry might argue the point.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
He can argue as much as he wants.
I have the cheekbones and jawline to win.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
As if I'm going to post personal pics on B3ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I didn't ask for a cock gaz.
They're so passe now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
*closes down web cam*
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I'm pretty...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
I need a shit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)
safe Bamba clat

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Are you all saying 'teh' on purpose??

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Only to teh newbie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Because we're wacky innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Hmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Innit?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I feel like Carla the elephant

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Well I hope she feels well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Evening mate. You well?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Alright lid, I'm not bad like.
Busy day, got loads to do at home, but I'm chipper enough.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Not bad, a bit drunk but just enough to really enjoy the footie.
I have, again, missed the newbie fun
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Poor cunt should run for his life.
And if he's not a newbie he should bring on the fun and quit being nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Any north of the border developments, lar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Nope.
Going to do a bit of that tonight. How's our Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Tired Roots.
Very very tired.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Ditto.
Here, have a kip with our Tigger while I put the bins out.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
*Nods off*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
what a bunch of spakkers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
I hope the newbie tracks us all down one by one and kills us.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
ME FIRST!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
How would you like to go?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
SNOO SNOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)
As I came into this world, screaming and covered with bodily fluids.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
+ on fire and at supersonic speed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I'm not
Unfortunately, I have severe gonzism when it comes to the word teh.

In other news, FOOTBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
But now it seems they're ALL at it!
In my news, I need to put the bins out but Tigger is all cosy here.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
My bin saved me from a wet arse yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Qué?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)
she fell over and her bin caught her

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)
I have a bruised armpit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Gallant!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
I'll bet Ted Rogers had something to do with it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
She needs some gallantry
seeing as she's been dumped for Foxtrot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
*shrugs*
It was inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Moar lube.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)
always

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Hey all
Been lurking for the past 8 years, finally decided to sign up.
(ydkj, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

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