Segsations!

(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Is that what they're called?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Yes
they're on offer in most of the supermarkets at the minute as well, fiver for a big tin.

/feels mildly ashamed for knowing the chocolate offers.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)

We've all got our own little additions berk.
*Reaches for another packet of Refreshers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I have discovered there is a chocolate festival n in London this weekend
I desperately want to go; it looks freaking awesome.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Oww berk.
You're such a 'drifter'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

She better hurry
if she wants the chocolate oranges. There's many a slip be twix 't cup and lip
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

She could buy them, and then have a carpet picnic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Loooook
this looks awesome: www.timeout.com/london/around-town/event/240488/chocolate-unwrapped
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I want to go :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I have discovered I can get down to London from Oxford
on the train for less than £3 each way if I book specific journeys. I really bloody wish I hadn't found this out...
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I booked a tenner each-way for the bash Boyce.
Although it cost me more than that in the end.

Bloody rugby.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I suspect it's more your fault than the fault of a sporting match on the other side of the world
wouldn't you say?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

That is true.
But missing a train led to an additional £84.50 being spent.

That annoys me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Sodding bloody hell
couldn't you have caught the bus for considerably less?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Probably.
But that would have put me even further behind schedule.

However, the lesson was a good one, I was up and gone long before Monty was alive on the Sunday, I didn't want to do that again!

How can one ticket on a train cost a tenner, and the train 30 minutes later cost close to eighty-five quid :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Because First Great Western like to bum you
At least you didn't cough up for a hotel room you didn't sleep in.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

True.
I've missed flights before because I've over-slept, re-booked them and then missed those because I got on the sauce.

Live and learn berk. You live and learn. Who'd have thunk that a house full of hotties was better than a B&B :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I no rite
mind you we were all asleep, it's not like it was party central.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I think we should submit a OT team to this next year
www.timeout.com/film/features/show-feature/1672/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

yes, but who else would be in it?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'll take on a coaching role.
You've got the 'tache. You're captain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Spiffing.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I expect you to be a top bounder!
The Chap Olympiad Event List

There are ten events in all and are often chosen close to the big day. Previous events have included:

The Three-Trousered Limbo
Pairs of contestants sharing enormous trousers must wriggle under a steadily lowered pole while 1930s calypso music is played on a gramophone player. The trousers must remain at a discreet level with points deducted for underwear revelation.

Moustache Wrestling

Bounders
Chaps approach a row of ladies and are given two minutes to behave like utter cads. The winner is the bounder who receives the loudest slap accompanied by the wryest smile.

Quill Throwing

Hop, Skip and G&T
Contestants must leap into a sandpit holding a brimming gin and tonic. The remaining liquid in the glass is measured and points deducted for spillages.

Martini Knockout Relay

Cucumber Sandwich Discus
A plate of cucumber sandwiches is hurled across the field, with extra points if the sandwich remains edible.

Umbrella Jousting

Shouting at Foreigners
Contestants must procure gentlemanly essentials, such as kippers or a trouser press, from a shopkeeper with no command of English and few manners.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy4sMxFxJE8
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

NSFW
vimeo.com/kuntandthegang/wankfantasy
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Me no likey
me infinitely prefer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Oh no, Mr B was brilliant live
I like Professor Elemental too, particularly his one about tea, but Mr B is better.

EDIT - although this one you've just linked is superb. Have you seen their chap-off?
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Oh yes.
I am a keen follower of the Chap Hop wars. I agree B has more presence on stage, but I think the professors recorded output is better, also his lyrics are original, while B just does covers(ish).

This is my fave:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCPxNmEWBvI
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

This is great
but the fighting trousers one was better.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I would heartily recommend The Indifference Engine as a purchse
It contains those 2 track and Cup of Brown Joy and many other gems. £5 as I recall, downloaded from his website.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Similarly, I will recommend Flattery Not Included to you
I shall go and have a mooch for that now.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Danke
www.professorelemental.com/fr_home.cfm
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

It seems to be only for men
Edwardian lawn games were mixed :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Surely you could offer your services to 'slap' bounders who overstep the mark?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Strict nanny!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

a +u
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I like the way you think young lady.
*caddish wink*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

it's also a reference to a radio show noone else will remeber

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

London is, indeed, awesome.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)