Text her back calling her a fat mess.
The last two times I've said it to a girl I've been headbutted and had a whole pizza thrown in my face. They hate it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nah. I don't want to get involved.
Although oddly, I suggested to a lovely lady in the office today that I'd quite enjoy her company over a pint.

She agreed, but she'll be bringing her boyfriend :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

oh :( sucks
unless it means you're getting a 3some
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

If she was bringing her girl-friend, I'd still have a semi.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

i think perhaps today is worth writing off completely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)