It's gone dead.
I blame the dickheads posting youtube links of dance music stuff. It's shit and just goes unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:14, 27 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Its always dead here on weekends and evenings
Nothing to skive from at these times
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Yo! I has just got home.
I've had a fucking shit day. Anyone fancy a fight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

a duel at dawn?
can I pick weapons? Also that it doesn't happen until brunch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Sorry Captain.
It's rare I come home with a litre of blended whisky, a numbing effect is in order.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

bloody hell
how does a day get that shit?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Simple.
It has been suggested that me contract extention won't happen, and if it does I'll have to take a cut in rate.

My ex-wife sent me a 'Hello, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DHARLING' text message.

I've got a deadline of lunchtime tomorrow that I can't meet, but it isn't my fault that it can't be hit.

I'm tired.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

that sucks
no wonder you got blended
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I'm not wasting single malt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I love a good malt.
The lighter and sweeter ones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

P to the D
Feel free to e-mail ME!

I still got da lyrics.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Yo, I got the gaz yo motherfucking spaz.
All I've done so far is put together an Excel calculation for the pension investment. I just need to check the basis is sound.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Email the attachment you FOOL!
I'll have a gander.

But not for at least 24 hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Text her back calling her a fat mess.
The last two times I've said it to a girl I've been headbutted and had a whole pizza thrown in my face. They hate it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Nah. I don't want to get involved.
Although oddly, I suggested to a lovely lady in the office today that I'd quite enjoy her company over a pint.

She agreed, but she'll be bringing her boyfriend :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

oh :( sucks
unless it means you're getting a 3some
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

If she was bringing her girl-friend, I'd still have a semi.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

i think perhaps today is worth writing off completely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

oh! i forgot
*there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

*Sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Fucking hell Jeff.
BLENDED? You fucking philsitine. If it's not Hibiki then you are a grade A cockbasket.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I didn't say I'd drink the fucking lot of it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

youtu.be/SNeD4RkRB7A
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

A cover performance better than the original?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZy8anyBhgg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

There are fucking loads of covers which are better than the originals.
Johnny Cash's In My Life
Nine Inch Nails's Physical

I can only think of two but my memory was destroyed in the 90s/ early 00s by my drug consumption.

Barry, you have this to look forward to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Not forgetting this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV5NrhuKa2c
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

But of course.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Evenin' all.
How are we, I'm feeling rather better and debating going back to work tomorrow versus staying off another day to properly recover and do some housework.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)