No this is incorrect.
She doesn't prefer it up the shitpipe. Her BF would dearly love to take her up the OXO Tower - as he's a collossal shirtlifter in denial - but she has resisted so far.

Do try to keep up old boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i think he's gone
it's a shame, i've never come across such a bile-filled individual before. he's what al can only aspire to be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

So was I right?
Is he still your BF? Is he still remaining firmly wedged in the closet?

Have you considered a honey trap to test him? Darth might do the honours.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

the closet thing is so deeply unfair...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah, he came out of that to everyone ages ago
just not to swipe

*cough* *beard*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Can anyone smell lavender?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)