I'm going to Korean food tonight.
It's quite expensive, I hope it's really good. Or I might have to cross the 38th Parallel.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Expensive?
But there must be hundreds of stray dogs roaming the streets of London, the robbing bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Oh man, I wish you were the first person who had made that joke DG, I really do.
But I made it myself the first time I heard we were going for Korean.

You see, my joke is a lot more subtle as it refers to the location of the border between North and South Korea.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm the first person on here to make it.
So that makes me a fucking comedy genius.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

You better hope it's well cooked
I heard it made Kim Jong ill
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)