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It's not grey and my eight year old self would say get a bigger sofa because my eight year old self was tall for her age.(
girlinthehole, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:46,
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Does that bird come with the couch?If so I'll have two please. I'd just like to sit there and hold her hand for a bit.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:48,
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and then right I'd make a mess on her face with my peepee(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50,
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Well make sure you pay the extra for the Scotch Guard.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:51,
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I wouldn't let on to the people at csi why I'd pick that option(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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You never know. Jizz Guard might be a free upgrade.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:55,
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Rubbish.The 8 year old Blousie was insist the sofa money was spent on copies of Look In magazine and Tunnocks tea-cakes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:50,
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hey Jeffyou have a better day today? Kicked shit in the ass?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24,
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No so much kicked shit in the ass.More, work up with a hangover, went to work and had a cooked breakfast. A hot lunch and I was fine by the afternoon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34,
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that will do for better, thoughare things OK, now?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:36,
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Well, today isn't yesterday.And I'm having a few days off the sauce. Which will do me good.
Yourself?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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I'm all about the cleaning at the moment :(work is busy, too and I'd rather be asleep, but nothing to really have a whinge about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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yeah, Homer is settling in and Higgs is being all huggythey are currently sat in their run while I clean their house
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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That sounds like a good deal.You clean their house. They clean yours.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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yeah, doesn't seem to work like thatcan't even get them to make me a brew
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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Tell 'em that unless they get their act together you'll be taking them back to the pet shop.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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given how lovely that pet shop is(they let all the animals out in their runs for a bit, give them loads of veg, handle them each day) I don't think they'd be all that bothered
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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And I'll bet it's like 'Toy Story' when the staff go home and they have parties and drinks.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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