He kept talking about how much he loved Terry Pratchett
so I pointed out that he was clearly a virgin. And then he got very upset.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ah so it was a scientific mathematic calculation
based on the likelihood of anyone who loves terry pratchett being able to get laid?

for the record, i don't think he's REALLY a virgin. they start them young in wakefield.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Here we go
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1352688#post1352695
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you're much better at searching than i am
come and be my trainee and do my legal research for me! i keep telling you that you'd be an excellent lawyer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Except for the pesky 2ii
which everyone keeps telling me I should try and appeal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

my ex/boss had a 2:ii
never held him back, as it was from oxford. of course, his alcoholism and general cuntishness held him back a bit more...

if you still have time to appeal, why not? what have you got to lose? x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You mean my alcoholism isn't a GOOD thing?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

depends how it's harnessed
many clients are also alcoholic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That's good enough for me.
Of course, had he replied "No I'm not, I've had sex on no less than 3 occasions, and one of those was on the floor." I would have laughed even more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)