Good morning !
Last day of the week !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:01, 127 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright? I just didn't want the following to be on the front page.
Oh man, woh', not even joking, but I think this morning I got visited by someone, I mean, someone who I'm supposed to care about and has passed away.

I had a really real dream which disturbed me a bit about an old man called Sissy who worked in the textiles industry and 'had a son, once, for a week, but he didnt survive'. Proper shook me up, even after when I woke up.

Wouldn't supprise me if it turns out to be a real person.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:12, Reply)

I think it's all those drugs you take petal.
Gives you strange dreams.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:08, Reply)

Nah', I don't think so, I don't normally have dreams like this.
I think it's 'cus I believe in that sort of thing or maybe I'm subseptable or something, donno, I was crying for a good hour or soo when I woke up. I think I better visit the grounds where Dad is 'cus I see him too much these days, like, every couple of days, just for a moment when I see an old man driving past me or walk around a corner, really makes me jump back... he's haunting me. I mean, haunting in the respect that he's on my subconcious so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Morning
b3ta.com/questions/wearedetective/post1390915
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Nice.
I think she's single anyway.

Then again, she's probably set up a trade. She pays the mortgage, and as a result, is allowed to abuse the cats every few months.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Where do the bumhole pictures fit in?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

The bumhole, duh.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I was considering this answer, but thought it was a bit too obvious

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I'm nothing if not obvious.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

So, nothing then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

 
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Maybe that's how she earns a wage?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

This is a very sexiest attitude, we all know it was _her_ recieving bumhole pics for mortgage payments.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I thought she was fucking that really old guy for his potential probate money 'cus she squandered all her inheritance on paying B69's mortgage?
Could be wrong, donno.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I can't believe it's friday again already
this week has flown by. Not that I'm arguing, like - I am desperately looking forward to a lie in tomorrow. Stupid boys keeping me up past my bedtime.
(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Hey, if boys are keeping you up, you must be at least having a good time.
I have no sympathy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Unless they're snoring!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Boys, plural?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Fucking wish, mate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Morning.
I fear for my mental health. Why I felt compelled to start the day ranting at QOTW is beyond me. It's like railing against a hurricane.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Link please
I can't be bothered to look.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Not my proudest moment
www.b3ta.com/questions/wearedetective/post1390971

But I spend a lot of time giving shit to people too cowardly to stand by their posts and delete them, so i can't do that now.

i think I'll just hang around here today annoying you lot instead.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

You know what Scarp? I'd like that, you're a safe enough bloke in my books, or chick, I donno. One of the two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Aw, bless, thank you Gonz!
I am 100% bloke. Well, 95%. Maybe 90. OK, 75% at least. A safe 65% if nothing else.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You're underselling yourself Scarpe
www.b3ta.com/questions/iffycrushes/post1388638
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I wonder what percentage of the body is gender specific, and if it's different between males and females....
... and then the most you can be is that perceentage one way or another.

Not being funny, but you know gay people, do they have more female parts than hetrosexual males? I mean, they fancy a bit of cock, so surely that part of their brain is female? A bit like how if you're preop transgender, you have a female brain.

I have no idea if this is incredibly insulting or not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

My understanding is
If your body produces ova, then you are female; if it produces sperm, then you are male. Then added to this there are hormones which are usually defined as male or female, so for example if a woman has higher than normal levels of testosterone, she may display more male characteristics (being hairy, collecting comics, that sort of thing).
I'm not sure how it works for hermaphrodites though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Al, I just had the new "Breakfast Wrap" thing from McDonalds, it's well nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Did you eat it one handed while playing a piano or something?
I had some toast and peanut butter while playing Total War. I've nearly won, Spain had me on the ropes for a while because I was really dependant on my foreign trade routes from the Americas and they kept blockading me, but I shipped in some extra troops and fucked their shit up in their homeland and now I'm getting about 25K a turn and I own all of the Americas apart from some shit little territories so I'm the dominant world power and it's just a matter of time now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Nah', but it's got a really awesome packaging. Think of one of their pies...
.... except around the _middle_ is a tare off bit and the top comes off and you eat it that way. Really handy, I bet you could eat that on the tube without touching the food itself. I wouldn't though, 'cus it fucking skanks when someone is eating fast food on the tube.

I could never get into Total War, any of them, it's all fields and I like micromangement of structures in my RTSs. What one you got? I really wish Red Alert 3 didn't go so comical, and it ran well on the really-really-high-end laptop I had at the time when it came out. It might work on my macbook so I might give it another go, but they fucked it up.

Did you ever play C&C: Generals? That was my fave one. I liked it that when it first came out, we were just going into Iraq, and the game's opening mission was distroying the that big structure of the two swords.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

My computer wasn't good enough to handle the games after Red Alert 2 came out so I never played Generals
I used to love a bit of C&C though, my favourite tactic when they had the big indestructible laser was to build an army of engineers, like hundreds of them, and then just light brigade charge into the enemy camp and take over enough of their power stations to stop the laser working and then take their barracks and start making my own troops.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

What about these days, do you have anything that can run it now? Ohhh, there is a mac version, with the awesome add-on "Zero Hour"...
... which gave the 3 factions about 3 countries each with specialist people.

I like it when you're playing with a newbie in a big 6 player game (2 on 2 on 2, or 3 on 3), and then you build all your nucular power stations in your 'allies' base. Then wait for them to accidently attach one of your troops which would end your treety and turn their base defences against your nucular power stations.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I'm exactly in the same boat
Red Alert 2 was as far as I go, but it was absolutely brilliant.

My tactic was to build as many Kirovs as possible, then just send them, following with tanks a minute or so after they'd reached the base,
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oh wow, Steps are coming back.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

My brother has already said he wants to go see them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

My sister has already bought tickets for me and her and the wife to go and see them.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If nothing else, you'll have a laugh, and the ladies are fairly tasty
As are the band.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I used to really fancy Claire
but now she looks pretty rough.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

That's a damn shame.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Don't worry AA
There are other younger, prettier pop stars you can fancy instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, true
That Bieber lass is well up for a bit of fat, sweaty knobbing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Single? Good looking? I already know she's a laywer, potential suga mama?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

She's not single I'm afraid.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It's a con because only 2 of them sing but you're paying to listen to 5 of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

This is definitely the best description of Steps I have ever heard.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Thank goodness, that'll improve my ladder no end

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Last day is good
and surprise birthday presents for the win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Was it some rape?
Nothing says surprise like some rape.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

apart from a stroke.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Oh lol, I thought you were replying to my steps thing for a moment there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It sure says surprise
but it doesn't say present
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

They could leave a present at the end.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

A wire hanger, 'just in case'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That's a nice touch
I'm sure they wouldn't feel so bad about the rape then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think I'll avoid it
it probably doesn't even come giftwraped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Have to giftwrap it
I'd leave DNA otherwise, you see?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

No offence AA
but I could fight you off with one arm tied behind my back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I am a weedy little girl, it's true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

HAHA!
I would love to see this happen in person. I can imagine it, everyones sitting round being friendly and AA has had a bit too much to drink and this conversation comes up and he's all like "Yeah, but really, if I wanted to I could rape you" and Amberl would be all like "Yeah, yeah, whatever makes you feel better September boy" and he'd be all "No seriously, I could rape you if I wanted to, you couldn't stop me" and she'd be all "Ok, shush now AA, you're getting boring" and he'd stand up be all like "Look, I'll show you, I'll try and rape you and you try and" WHAM!!!! and AA would just fly backwards about 10 feet and land in a crumpled heap and Amberl would just shake off her left hand to ease the stinging and then sit down and finish her G&T.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You just copied and pasted this from a qotw story, didn't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

If it was a QOTW story Amberl would have been naked.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Is this Vomit Stories Part III?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Click
I am still laughing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Terrible internet bullying!
Also, sadly hilarious
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Cilla Black?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Can you imagine waking up to Cilla leaning over you going "Surprise Surprise chuck!" and then pegging you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

"Something's going to happen to-niiiiiight"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Phwoooar yeah!
I mean... er...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I can now
You cunt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Morning one and all
Despite a mildly irritating cold, I am in a great mood. As Gonz said, it is the last day of the working week. I saw a good band in a nice venue last night and tonight I am going to play some records with some other music nerds whilst drinking beer and eating fine curry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

That sounds like my night.
Apart from the fact it'll be just me, spotify and no beer.

Still, it's better than the alternative, I could have gone to visit the in-laws for the weekend with the other half.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Here scarpo, you're quite old and a bit of an indie kid
Do you remember a band called Delicatessen?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

The name rings a bell, but I can't bring them to mind at all.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Same here
I saw a guy last night who was the singer with them, I knew I knew the name, but when he played some Delicatessen songs I didn't recognise any of them. He tried to make a big thing about it being 13 years since he last played on British soil, but I failed to get excited as I didn't really know who he was...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Just googled him
His name was Neil Carlill, and apparently was in "Britpop supergroup" Lodger with Danny from Supergrass and Pearl from Powder. That must be why I remember them...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

More dull mid-nineties trivia available as I think of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

That supegroup is like that old Simpsons joke
'and now introducing Oates and Garfunkel'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah, I think my quotation marks should have just been around the word "super"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Morning!
You're in a chirpy mood! No plans for the weekend really. I think I need a new hobby.

Suggestions?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Kill yourself

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Kill yourself virgin!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Or get some KFC.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Welll obviously he'll get one last KFC before he does himself in.
Probably have a wank first too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Suicide seems a popular choice.
But I'm guessing that you would like to gain at least some experience of the opposite sex before you go...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

i don't get the whole luggage is a virgin thing
where did that come from? why is he any more likely to be a virgin than anyone else on here?

esp looking at some (well, one) of the men perpetuating the myth, all seems a bit hypocritical.

or did he admit to it, like because of god or something?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I think he admitted it at some point
or in terms of /offtopic as good as admitted it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

hang on, let me stalk his posts for the word virgin. i bet reports of his virginity have been greatly exaggerated...
... this is all i can find!

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1237791#post1237800
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He kept talking about how much he loved Terry Pratchett
so I pointed out that he was clearly a virgin. And then he got very upset.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

ah so it was a scientific mathematic calculation
based on the likelihood of anyone who loves terry pratchett being able to get laid?

for the record, i don't think he's REALLY a virgin. they start them young in wakefield.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Here we go
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1352688#post1352695
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you're much better at searching than i am
come and be my trainee and do my legal research for me! i keep telling you that you'd be an excellent lawyer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Except for the pesky 2ii
which everyone keeps telling me I should try and appeal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

my ex/boss had a 2:ii
never held him back, as it was from oxford. of course, his alcoholism and general cuntishness held him back a bit more...

if you still have time to appeal, why not? what have you got to lose? x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You mean my alcoholism isn't a GOOD thing?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

depends how it's harnessed
many clients are also alcoholic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That's good enough for me.
Of course, had he replied "No I'm not, I've had sex on no less than 3 occasions, and one of those was on the floor." I would have laughed even more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Also, the truth isn't important in online bullying*.
And he seems to be coming to terms with it, in the same way Darth accepted that he must be gay if internet strangers told him he was.

*Unless you are the truth fairy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

The truth fairy is sadly lacking in the bullying department
as evidenced by yesterdays rather tragic attempt at reigniting the whole "close down QOTW" thing again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I know, worst bully ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

it's funny where memes come from - some are clearly self-inflicted and others seem very random

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Either way, you can't choose your own
And the more you try to shake one off, the more people will throw it back at you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

If anyone else has watched Lie to Me
doesn't it seem all too contrived? Just because a wild guess is right, doesn't mean people would crumble and tell the whole story
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

never seen Lie to Me.
However, am LOVING the new season of SPN.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Supernatural?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Yup.
Season 7 is airing at the moment which is Very Exciting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I thought you meant that popular australian show
Strewth! Pommy! Nippers!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

S'better than that Concrete Cows and Roundabouts show.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Milton Keynes has more trees than people,
we have a show on once a week where we tell people that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Which is why people leave and there are more trees than people.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The trees may be trying to leave too
It just takes much longer for them to move.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I don't think so.
They are the only living things in MK that have roots there.


(sorry)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Ahh, cool cool
I've never seen any of it...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

All cop shows do that though
The confession wraps it all up neatly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Woo and indeed Yay!
To celebrate the impending weekend I have returned to work. It seems nice an peaceful here, with half my department away for one reason or another and a few no unpleasant things that need doing.

The only fly in the ointment is that a book I ordered has turned up hardback rather than paperback, which will make carrying it around mildly annoying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You should have bought a kindle.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Don't rekindle those flames

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

are we putting the kobo-sh on it?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

iPad to google that

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

You don't blackberry PLAYbook
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm going to find a quiet nook to sit in
and read all these shit puns.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Alright B3th
my Shalimar arrived. It does indeed smell a little like autumn. I can smell patchouli really strongly though, like an incense stick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

this has put that old advert in my head
SHOULD HAVE HAD A TRELLO
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about.
You must be very old.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

it was a shit advert for a chocolate bar when we were at school
it stands up to no more analysis than this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

No, I like paper books too much
and, as far as I know, you can't buy cheap second-hand kindle books for a couple of quid, which is about the only way I buy books.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)