I wish I was eleven stone : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You're less than 11 stone you lemon

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I think you'll find I'm 13 stone dearie.
/fat cow
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Wow, you carry it well.
I look like a bloater when I'm ten stone!
/small bones, flabby flesh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Well, the boobs weigh a stone on their own

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Haha mine weigh quite a bit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

So do I, I'm over that now.
I've eaten five bagels today, tomorrow is a fresh start.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

YOU??
You of crackers and lettuce?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Is Barry Amberl?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

He makes her look like Pavarotti

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Then he'd make me look like one of those people who needs a wall cutting down to get out of the house...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

"Jerry, I missed my son's graduation, but with your help and God's help
I WILL VISIT THE MALL!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Two Pavarotti's wedged into one dress

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Cut that right out. I'm in no mood for it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

You and me both, kid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

And you and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

*cuts it out*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Honestly my amazing eating habits have fallen away completely.
I ordered fifty tins of tuna and fifty tins of kidney beans the other day and was happily getting back into routine, and then mummy dearest surprised me with a load of shopping today. Tons of bagels, pizzas, pasta etc. Cheers mum you swinebag.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

My brother brought home small cupcakes
and my sister just offered me Cookies and Cream icecream. Our families want us to fail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I have the biggest hips in the world, I can't be having all these carbs.
So I've given all my food away to my housemates, I'm eating nothing but protein until I'm 2D.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)