I'm having desert for dinner, followed by more desert.
I thought, it's been fucking ages since I've had an indian take away, like, I don't think I've had more than 3 this year. I've been hullishing for one for about 2 months now, and today I've gone for it.

- Karma Sauce
- 1/4 chicken tandoori
- Pashwarri Nan
- Onion Bargies
- Chips

It's come with two little sauces of sweet minty yoghurt.

The whole thing is lovely, delish, exactly what I fancy exactly when I fancy it. The thing is though, it feels like eating a desert because everything is sweet, even the chicken with the yoghurt stuff.

And then for desert I got a peekan pie from Pauls.

GO GO GENERIC EVENING THREAD GO !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:50, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hi all
I have discovered a new hobby: buying random crap off ebay and posting it to people who aren't expecting it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Hah
At work today we got a huge box of goodies, t-shirts, hoodies, googles, belts, badges... from a snowboarding company. We were pretty sure it's prizes for a competition on our website, but we already gave out the prizes for this competition. The man in charge said that if we can't work out what to do with them in a week, it's open season, first come, first served.

We also got about 25-50 boxes of some energy bar thing, there is chocolate chip and peanut butter flavours. They're 300 cals each, and I got the office cracking up when I said "Fucking 'ell, 300 calories ! And these taste like those bars they give to anorexics and african kids... And I should know, I was both once".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Its like a less selfish retail therapy

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Free stuff! Always good

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

yep.
also did you know that lasers are relatively inexpensive
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I would like a laser
I'm not sure what for, but possibly for the inevitable apocalyptic war
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=laser&_sacat=See-All-Categories
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

A laser pen on the other hand
is not of huge use
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

you can narrow the search down for laser cutting tools

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

fucksocks:
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=doomsday+device&_sacat=64808&_odkw=doomday+device&_osacat=64808&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

apparently we've all got lives and that this evening
shocking behaviour.
(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I know
I spend my days glued to the interwebs, there is a nest forming around my desk.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Hello Berk, how's your relationship status? I'm waiting for it to be 'It's Complicated'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

relationships are always complicated, Gonz
I'm approaching the point where i'm too drunk to use my phone, and i've only had two pints. poor show.
(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)

And with that, there is always hope. Thank you for not shattering my bubble-world.
Hah, oh man, do you know what would be a _really_ good idea? To picture-message me all night long.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

i'm in the pub gonz
I don't think the clientele would appreciate me getting my baps out to take pictures for you.
(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Woh', wow....ermm....wow.....err.... oh man.... wow. *looks at clock*, what time is closing time?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I seem to be the kiss of death where threads are concerned.
And what exactly has happened to Monty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

He's off work this week so has no time for us.
I'm meeting him on sunday for Cheese'n'Wine while I try to get off with his misses.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Cheese and wine?
sounds very fancy.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

=)
www.viewlondon.co.uk/whatson/cheese-and-wine-festival-london-article-8522.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I expect this to be thoroughly blogged my good sir

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Deffo !
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I find that with chinese food, I had some a week or so ago and I could have literally been eating cereal it was so sweet.
I am partial to a good curry, though. And raita is the bomb.

I have little to offer other than I am cold and I spent too much on a coat today.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Hello Lampito, how are you doing? Does your flatmate still need her socks?
Oh lovely, I love new coats, they're the most luxorious bit of male's clothing, I reckon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

How much is too much?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I had soup and carrots for dinner
but I'm going to have to bid the carrots farewell for a bit, I'm pretty sure my palms have an orange tint, and my cheekbones might as well slightly. Not so that people can see, but enough that I notice it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Oh Amberl, whats up with all this carrot nonsense ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I like carrots

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

No one likes them _that_ much though, you'll turn into Bug's Bunny at this rate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I am listening to Joy Division.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Now Nine Inch Nails

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

It dosent matter what as long as its METAL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mieXVkSGb4
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

DEATH TO FALSE METAL.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Yeah, if its valence electrons are anywhere but the d block its not really a metal to me

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I'm listening to this mint Hot Chip b-side
I can only find it on Myspace though; www.myspace.com/hotchip/music/songs/music-from-electric-and-musical-industries-33964741

I'm staying in cos it's my mate's birthday tomorrow and we're all going out then, plus I don't have the money to go out tonight cos I bought a shirt I can't afford and am going to Poland in t-minus five days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Hot Chip do some good stuff.
Joe Goddard, who looks like a Sunday School teacher, runs Greco Roman, home of Drums of Death. DoD RULES.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Nice one bruvva.
That's tonight's listening sorted. It's also led me to discover that Goddard has made a solo record. I'm all over that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I have a couple of Drums of Death records.
Did you ever look into getting technics? You can mix disco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

As soon as my grant comes in I'm all over them.
I'm also all over breaking into my dad's and stealing all his records.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Technics last a lifetime.
Panasonic have stopped making them now. Just make sure you get good carts, headphones and mixer. What will you be playing them through? Bookshelf stereo or proper separates?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

If you're nice and you eat karma sauce, do you get nice dreams?
And if you're bad and you eat it, you get delhi belly?

Evening gonz.What's going on?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Not entirely sure b3th, I feel really tired though, tomorow I'm determind to do all my washing and clean my room.
I need to get it to a state where it's not 100% entirely embarssing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Me too.
Had to clean a bit of the kitchen today though, as one of our microwaves died and we had to go get another one. I thought I might as well clean up a bit as we were putting the new one in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

One of your microwaves?
How many does one kitchen need?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

^This, with added 'installed ?' doens't it live on top of the counter?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

No, not installed.
Just sitting on the countertop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

why do you have more than one microwave?

(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

We have two microwaves
makes life a bit easier, but it means we don't have much counter space.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Do you use them to race the different kinds of microwave pizza to see which one can cook the fastest?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I'm not going to have curry for god knows how long now.
Or any type of bread. I was ten and a half stone this summer, I dread to think what I am now. I'm going on a protein heavy diet until I'm back to my fighting weight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Why were you down to 10 and a half stone?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Because that is my desired weight.
I can assure you that no one could ever call me skinny even at that size, ten and a half was perfect. I reckon I'm well over eleven now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Kate and Kristen and Kit Kat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Thanks for posting this just as I was about to order pizza
you saved me from myself
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Here to help init.
I have over indulged on takeaways the last couple weeks, now is the time for eating nothing but kidney beans and tuna.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I am having some fags instead

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Fags go without saying obviously.
In fact I'm gonna have one now and listen to Metronomy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

nice.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I wish I was eleven stone : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You're less than 11 stone you lemon

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I think you'll find I'm 13 stone dearie.
/fat cow
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Wow, you carry it well.
I look like a bloater when I'm ten stone!
/small bones, flabby flesh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Well, the boobs weigh a stone on their own

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Haha mine weigh quite a bit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

So do I, I'm over that now.
I've eaten five bagels today, tomorrow is a fresh start.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

YOU??
You of crackers and lettuce?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Is Barry Amberl?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

He makes her look like Pavarotti

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Then he'd make me look like one of those people who needs a wall cutting down to get out of the house...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

"Jerry, I missed my son's graduation, but with your help and God's help
I WILL VISIT THE MALL!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Two Pavarotti's wedged into one dress

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Cut that right out. I'm in no mood for it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

You and me both, kid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

And you and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

*cuts it out*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Honestly my amazing eating habits have fallen away completely.
I ordered fifty tins of tuna and fifty tins of kidney beans the other day and was happily getting back into routine, and then mummy dearest surprised me with a load of shopping today. Tons of bagels, pizzas, pasta etc. Cheers mum you swinebag.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

My brother brought home small cupcakes
and my sister just offered me Cookies and Cream icecream. Our families want us to fail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I have the biggest hips in the world, I can't be having all these carbs.
So I've given all my food away to my housemates, I'm eating nothing but protein until I'm 2D.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Oh wow, I'm listening to Ed Sheeran at the moment, I recongise the voice from the guy from Nizlopi.
I really really like them, they have a child-like quality and counger up really romantic images.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Ed Sheeran must die.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

The thread stirs.
I had an innerview today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

With Fiona Bruce?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

If only.
Alone in a room together, there wouldn't be a lot of discussion going on, believe me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)